AN: Okay this came to me as soon as I saw this picture on deviantart called Gangsta Shit by Samurai-PET. It's amazing and I love his work so this is dedicated to you Samurai-PET! Also I promised myself I wouldn't do a story where Sakura isn't bashed but she's not in this one, so if your looking for that you won't find it here. This is really just a teaser to see if people like it. I'll leave it up for a few weeks and if I get ten reviews or 100 views I'll continue.

Summary: Team 7 is an internationally infamous assassin group. Formerly containing seven members and one leader they are now down to four and the lack of work is threatening to be the end of the team. A big assignment leads to their absence from their home base for several months and the killing of their target Kabuto. Unfortunately for them he's Senator Orochimaru's illegal business partner and his death pisses him off. Now they're on the run for their lives as Orochimaru has any and every bounty hunter, assassin and mob thug after them. Encounters with the Akatsuki, NaruHina, SasuIno, lots of violence and you can bet your ass Naruto and Sasuke will swear like sailors!

Chapter 1

"Scarecrow, Scarecrow, come in Scarecrow. What is your position?" said a stoic voice.

"This is Scarecrow. I have sight of the target and am completely hidden. What is your and Kitsune's position?" replied a bored voice

"We have passed security and are on our way to Slug and the target. Hebi out"

"Alright let's get this party started!" said a loud, slightly annoying voice.

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"No Mary I want my limo to come right now! I don't care how just do…" Kabuto stopped mid rant and took in the sight of his girlfriend Blossom starring at him seductively. "Actually Mary have it come in an hour or two and why don't you go on break. Get your nails done or something on me." He hung up and leaned back to take in her outfit. Blossom sported a mid-thigh length pink skirt, a white button up shit that was unbuttoned so that her whole stomach was exposed, a bright pink tie and stiletto heels.

"Kabuto can't you forget about work for a little while? I miss you." Blossom pouted, walked over and sat on his desk.

"Well I've got about two hours right now. Why don't you come over here and let me fix that shirt for you. I think you missed a button." Blossom walked over and sat on his lap. He unbuttoned the last few closed buttons to reveal a black, lacy bra. He brought her into a deep kiss and lost himself in exploring her body.

BOOM! An explosion signaled the blowing open and destruction of Kabuto's office door. A man in a navy blue suit and tie over a crisp white shit somersaulted in and checked for guards.

"Who the fuck are you?" shouted Kabuto, jumping in front of Blossom in an attempt to protect her until he felt cold metal against his neck.

"Kabuto Yakushi you have been deemed an aggravation by our employer and are to be terminated." Said Blossom

"Bitch!"

A tall blonde man wearing a black suit, white shirt and orange tie and sunglasses came in holding a silver 9x19mm handgun. "Scarecrow we have secured the target and Slug. Doesn't look like we'll need your help for this one. Five months of stalking down the shitter."

"Don't be so cocky Kitsune. He's pressed the alarm button. I see armed guards running down the hall now. Looks like his partner made sure he was well protected." Hebi threw several smoke bombs to hide themselves from the imminent danger. True to Scarecrow's word ten guards ran in with guns blazing and random shots fired.

When the smoke cleared Kabuto's desk was overturned and Slug, Hebi, Kitsune and Kabuto were behind it. They returned fire and attempted to kill the guards and gain an exit. Kitsune took a chance and stood up revealing another 9x19mm. With rapid fire he took out half of the guards. He aimed to get another one but had to dive back behind the desk when a bullet grazed his arm. Slug took over as Hebi retrieved Kabuto as he tried to escape. Successfully taking out the rest of the guards, Slug ran over to make sure they were all dead.

"Scarecrow do you have a clear shot?" asked Kitsune

"Yeah he's the guy quivering in the corner with the wet pants right?"

Kitsune looked over and laughed, "Yeah that's the bastard."

"Alright stand back." Kitsune and Hebi stepped back to Slug and watched Kabuto emerge from his hiding place and give them a questioning look that clearly said 'what the fuck?' Then a shot was fired and in a second Kabuto was dead on the floor with a bullet in his head. "Guys you need to get out of there, more guards are coming. Take the fire exit and I'll meet you in the back alley. Scarecrow out!"

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In the stairwell Kitsune got a devilish idea to lighten the mood. "So guys…about the issue of changing our name."

"Naruto! This isn't the time to be thinking of that!" shouted Slug and she hit him on the head.

"Sakura's right dope. Wait till we get back to the base to annoy us." Said Hebi

"Shut up Sasuke. So anyway Team 7 isn't gonna work anymore. I mean there are only four of us and it's not even really four 'cause Kakashi wasn't part of the original seven. I was thinking…Ouch! Sakura that really hurt!" Naruto now sported a lump on his head the size of an orange.

Once outside they were greeted with the sight of a silver haired man in a grey suit and tie, white shirt, an eye patch and a white scarf around his shoulders driving a 1972 silver El Dorado (AN: He sounds like a pimp in this description doesn't he?). He stopped the car in front of them and took a long drag from a cigarette that had been hanging from his mouth.

"What're you just standing there for? Get your asses in here!" shouted the man.

"Scarecrow where did you get this car?" asked Naruto

"Yeah Kakashi. What's with this pimp mobile?" asked Sasuke

"I found it unlocked in a nearby parking lot. It went with my outfit so I hotwired it and drove it here. I'll change the plates when we get back." Kakashi drawled as he took another drag and filled the car with smoke

"Do you have to smoke? You're gonna kill us you know!" said Sakura as she rolled down her window and stuck her head out.

"It make me look cool so yeah I guess I do."

"Whatever" the three young people responded to which Kakashi smiled and threw the cigarette out the window.

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It was a long car ride home filled with silence. Sakura had fixed her clothes and was chewing gum to get the taste of Kabuto out of her mouth. She had gone on for about an hour about how she would need like a million baths to wash away his filth. Sasuke was listening to metal rock on his iPod and was trying to fix his new explosive formula, not enough boom in the last one. Naruto, sitting in the passenger seat, had taken over the radio and was blasting various hip-hop and rap stations trying to find one he liked while chatting away about whatever crossed his mind.

"Hey Sasuke!" no response. "Hey SASUKE!" still no response. Naruto, now officially pissed off, turned in his seat and slapped Sasuke in the head.

"What the fuck Naruto!"

"Thank you for finally paying attention you bastard! I've been trying to get it for like five fucking seconds!"

"Whatever" grumbled Sasuke

"Now then have you heard about the new girl Mom got?" Naruto flashed a perverted smile. "I was talking to Jiraiya a few months ago and he said she's gorgeous."

"And I care why?" said Sasuke in a bored tone

"Because Jiraiya said her boobs are almost as big a Mom's!" Kakashi swerved the care and starred incredulously at Naruto.

Sasuke blushed and got a dreamy look on his face. "But…but…Mom's boobs are huge! I mean they're unnatural! There's no way some little girl could be that big."

"That's what I said. Uncle Jiraiya just laughed at me and said it was the truth. You wanna pay her a visit with me when we get back?" Naruto wiggled his eyebrows suggestively

Sasuke blushed even deeper. "I…I have to see Ino immediately when I get back. She said she'll cut me off if I wait even a second."

Kakashi laughed, "Boy you are whipped!"

"Whipped like the family pig!" chimed in Naruto who was fighting back the image of a Sasuke pig being whipped by Ino dressed as a farmer.

Sasuke looked to Sakura, who usually always got him out of these situations, but found none as she had put her own iPod in at the start of the conversation and had heard nothing. "Shut the fuck up you two! You're just mad 'cause I'm getting some on a regular basis. You two have to go out and search while all I have to do is go to my bedroom."

"Don't lie Sasuke. Tsunade told me you've been avoiding Ino lately 'cause she's trying to get pregnant" said Kakashi, finally paying attention to the road again. "You haven't gotten laid in like a year."

"And you know Ino will practically trap you in that room for days. You've been gone for five months brother." Said Naruto

Seeing he had no way to win Sasuke settled for a simple "fuck you" and went back to his music and brooding. Naruto replied with a "I'll leave that to Ino. Hey Sasuke can I be the kids godfather?" He got no answer and there was silence once again until they made it to the city.