China goes to the Gas Station
"America wants Snackers for meeting? Why can't we have my food. It healthier!" China said to himself. He got on the China bus and rode to the nearest gas station. When he got off the bus he looked at the gas sign. It read '5 yen' on the sign. {Which is probably $2 in American money} China's jaw dropped as he read the sign.
"Five yen for gas? It is crime!" He said to himself. He walked into the gas station and looked around for some snacks. He noticed a mooncake.
"If America want's to eat like pig, he can. I want mooncake. It tastes better." He then saw the price.
"Aiya! Eight yen!?" China said in a loud whisper. He shook his sleeves. Then he dropped his voice, "Too expensive! It crime!" But he got the mooncake anyway. He got the snacks. He was all ready and was about to head over to the check out, when he got a text message from America. It read, 'Oh yeah, Dude. Get some drinks too. Givemi a coke.'
'But we can have tea! Coke is bad for health!' China texted back. But America wanted a coke. China sighed as he got the coke. He noticed Vodka.
"Russia probably want Vodka. But he have vodka. Aiya, Britain like me. He prefer tea. But France want wine. Aiya, they can just make it themselves!" So he ended up on just getting the coke for America. He walked over to the check out area, and there was a line. There was a Spaniard cashier and a Greek slowly put his things down. They both started to chat. China started to get a little angry. But fear come over him as he saw Germany, Italy, and Japan in front of him. He started to sweat.
"Oh no, not the Axis!" He said to himself. He turned white as a ghost when he heard Italy.
"Chao, China!" He waved. Japan and Germany looked at Italy, then at China.
"Konnichiha, Mr. China. Are you well?" Japan said politely. China shivered.
"Um, yes. But why are you so nice?"
"It is customary to greet to your neighbor with well being, hai?" Japan said with a sly look in his eyes. China swallowed nervously. He felt uncomfortable with Japan's look. China nodded and forced himself to smile.
"Uh, yes. Hope you are well too, Japan. {Not! Get me away from here!}"
"I hope America isn't trying to get rid of us." Germany said with a sly smile. Italy smiled.
"Pasta!" He said with a fist in the air.
"Your only brave, Italy, because friends are here." China said to himself, "But if you were alone..." Austria was behind China and was annoyed at the line. Then, Romano came up at cut in front of the Axis. China gasped at this behavior.
"Italians are rude so."
"HEY, STOP TALKING AND GET TO WORK!" Yelled Austria.
China finally returned to the meeting. He opened the door and plopped down at the table. America smiled.
"Hey, China, my dog! What took you so long? We finished the meeting."
"Gas...food...too high...Spaniard...Greek...Axis...rude Italian." China managed to say through tears.
"No way, Dude, you saw the Axis!? Good thing they did kidnap you."
"America...murderer." China sobbed, "I could have been tortured by Axis!"
"Well, your okay now, Dude. I'm the hero! And we're going to get those Axis bad guys!" America said with a thumbs up. He grabbed the coke, "Thanks for the coke, Dude!"
"Kill me now!" China sobbed.