Disclaimer: I un-fortunely do not own Morrowind.. if I did there would be 50 expansion packs.

Set before the Neravairne kills dagoth but after The Cavern Of Incarnate.

Authors Note: Note this is not ment to make sense and is completely random, so please don't send to many bad comments

Summary: The Neravairne gets a gift from some one, watch as chaos happens

The Neravairne And The Cat Nip

It was a sunny day in balamora as the Neravairne walked into his house. His house once belonged to Ralen Hlaalo. Who got killed by a Camonna Tong thug. The Neravairne appeared to be of a Khajiit race. His fur was orange with a white face.

He was wearing a long robe with golden embroidery on it that said Almsivi's Whore. As the Khajiit sat down on a nearby chair his servant Enya Indrays, a young dunmer

female, walked in with a large package covered in pretty pink paper. "Lord Miizar, there's a package here for you", the Khajiit eagerly took the

gift from her hands, after examing the package he realized it had no return address or not name. "Hmm Khajiit is startled on who would send him

a gift, but a gift is a gift" said Miizar.

He quickly opened the gift up and found 10 bottles of what appeared to be Milk

The Khajiit was happy to see the gift. After looking through the contents he found no note.

Miizar picked up a bottle and opened it up, unaware that the "Milk" was really skooma mixed with cat nip and was from... Dagoth Ur! Dun dun dun!. He quickly drowned two bottles. All of sudden he started seeing things. All the people of Morrowind were unaware what was about to happen..

Third Pov People Of Balamora

The people of Balamora were enjoying there day until a familiar Khajiit jumped of the roof of a nearby manor. "WEEEE I CAN FLY' shouted Miizar as he jumped landing on a guard and killing him. Miizar looked around his eyes settled on a dunmer. "MR. Purple Man" he screamed as he ran at him and ripped of his ear. Every one began to run and scream.

He ran fast and jumped on Ethasi Rilvayn, the local Morag tong guild steward. He jumped up and down "HORSEYYYYY" Miizar ran towards the bridge and jumped into the water.

Guards 3d Pov

All the guards of balamora, plus some Aid Ruhn guys were all standing around thinking the same thing: "WHO THE FUCK GAVE MIIZAR CAT NIP"

3 Pov, Miizar

The Khajiit ran towards Caius Cosade's house. He ran inside only to find a shirtless Caius (When is he ever not without a shirt)

"AGHHHHHHHHH SPIDER MAN" Caius looked confused and scared as he (Miizar) ran at him and began to squish him.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH SOME ONE HELP" shouted Caius. Miizar then left a familiar unpleasant liquid in Caius's mouth before running off

Miizar quickly ran up to Ajrara, an apprentice from the local mages guild, and puke all over her "NOOOOOOO MY NEW ROBE" screamed the highly pissed

Ajrara. Miizar ran off only to return with a pack of angry gaurs. The gaurs ran threw the town jumping on anything that moved. 5 minutes later after throwing his fecies at people and putting the thieves guild on fire, Miizar passed out

Red Mountain, Dagoth Ur's Layer (sp?)

A very well known golden masked face dunmer was laughing his ass of at Miizar through a mirror that connected to balamora.

His plan was working out according to plan.

The End.. Or Is It?