Autohr's note: Just randomly thought of this yesterday, and I drew it, but whatever. Based off the fact Orochimaru has, like...no female followers. They're all teenage boys. Teenage boy molester! 8D
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and Arashi's my friend's OC who went all evil with Sasuke .
Warnings: OOC, Language, OCs...
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Sasuke turned a page in the book entitled "A Complete Idiot's Guide To Revenge." Pretty convient he had found it a couple of days ago. Orochimaru was on the other side of the room, looking through the drawers of the dresser that was Arashi's, who was currently training. He looked up when Orochimaru exclaimed, "Ah!"
"What is it?" Sasuke replied, looking up and over to the pale snake-like man. He pulled something out of the dresser.
"What's this?" Orochimaru asked, holding up what he had found-a bra. "Is it a hat?" Sasuke sweatdropped.
"No, it's underwear." He replied, going back to being absorbed in the book. Orochimaru held it up to eye level before fastening it around his head like a headband to hold his hair back.
"Buh hahaha!" he said. "I feel like a SUPER VILLAN!" Sasuke nodded and turned the page.
"Whatever floats your boat." he said, not even looking up.
"KABUTO!" Orochimaru yelled as the white haired servant of him ran in.
"Hai? Wow! I like your hat!" Kabuto exclaimed. Orochimaru nodded.
"It's Arashi's!" Sasuke finally looked up before nearly falling over.
"I leave the usuratonkachis from Konoha, and go join even bigger usuratonkachis?" he thought. "What's wrong with me?"
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A/N: xD No comment needed.