Once Upon
a Time in a land not so far away but far enough to prevent lazy
losers from reaching it, arrived two girls. Albert, a lone wolf,
Aoooo. And Steu, a sarcastic giraffe.
"I'd make a good Hobo"
says Albert.
"Why, yes, you would," Stue replied.
"Mmm,
I like me pudding," she says with a mouth full of puddin'.
Stue
looks off into the distance with a dreamy smile. "Puddin'..."
Albert
looks off into the distance with a dreamy smile.
"sdlkdfgLSJDFGLs."
Stue looks at Albert, "Why, yes,
sdlkdfgLSJDFGLs. You are so right."
"Hey, when exactly
are we?"
"Hm.. it looks long time ago-ish."
"HELP!
Help! Help us please."
Albert and Stue dive into their
POlice Box. Seconds later they were dressed to the nines and posed
heroically.
"Wow, Albert, you look fancy. Hot pink Spandex
really suits you. And I love the tiara."
"Why thanks
Stue. You look all nine-y in your green leopard jumpsuit. That plaid
fedora really accentuates your nose."
"What the Hell is
wrong with you two!? We need your help and you're talking about
fashion. Wait, what the Hell did you guys just pop out of?"
"Good
sir, it's a POlice Box." stated Stue.
"What is a
POlice Box doing here?"
"Guys, um..." Albert says
seriously. "They don't eat Poptarts here."
"Oh,
my God your right." Stue says in complete shock.
"Don't
you just love ceiling fans? I could just listen to them all day."
says Albert.
"Mmm, I really want a Poptart. With Mayonnaise
and Ginger." Stue says.
"Mayonnaise tastes better in a
toaster with Soy Milk and Bubbly water." Albert replies.
"Um..
Hello? Guys, Burning Village. Right in front of you. People
Dying!"
"Can you not see that we are having a Serious
discussion about MAYONAISE!"
"Some people." Stue
shakes his head.
"They never learned their manners. Don't
they know it's rude to interrupt?"
Man stares at them in
disbelief. "You two are useless."
Albert and Stue didn't
hear the man, they were already in deep discussion about Stop
signs.
"I have to believe in you." Stue says.
"You
are the Truth." Albert replied.
"My hands are open."
"In the air, in the air, in the air."
Albert looks
to the sky, "Oh, ashes. Purdy."
"Look at that
charred Village. Don't they know not to play with matches?"
"It
doesn't look like it."
They look to their right and they
see a man. He was red in the face and about to kick a tree. Albert
and Stue took action. Albert tackled the man while Stue bandaged up
the tree with band-aid because duct tape wouldn't have worked.
"We
are such good super heroes."
The man defeatedly drops down
and stares at them in disbelief.
