Once Upon a Time in a land not so far away but far enough to prevent lazy losers from reaching it, arrived two girls. Albert, a lone wolf, Aoooo. And Steu, a sarcastic giraffe.
"I'd make a good Hobo" says Albert.
"Why, yes, you would," Stue replied.
"Mmm, I like me pudding," she says with a mouth full of puddin'.
Stue looks off into the distance with a dreamy smile. "Puddin'..."
Albert looks off into the distance with a dreamy smile. "sdlkdfgLSJDFGLs."
Stue looks at Albert, "Why, yes, sdlkdfgLSJDFGLs. You are so right."
"Hey, when exactly are we?"
"Hm.. it looks long time ago-ish."
"HELP! Help! Help us please."
Albert and Stue dive into their POlice Box. Seconds later they were dressed to the nines and posed heroically.
"Wow, Albert, you look fancy. Hot pink Spandex really suits you. And I love the tiara."
"Why thanks Stue. You look all nine-y in your green leopard jumpsuit. That plaid fedora really accentuates your nose."
"What the Hell is wrong with you two!? We need your help and you're talking about fashion. Wait, what the Hell did you guys just pop out of?"
"Good sir, it's a POlice Box." stated Stue.
"What is a POlice Box doing here?"
"Guys, um..." Albert says seriously. "They don't eat Poptarts here."
"Oh, my God your right." Stue says in complete shock.
"Don't you just love ceiling fans? I could just listen to them all day." says Albert.
"Mmm, I really want a Poptart. With Mayonnaise and Ginger." Stue says.
"Mayonnaise tastes better in a toaster with Soy Milk and Bubbly water." Albert replies.
"Um.. Hello? Guys, Burning Village. Right in front of you. People Dying!"
"Can you not see that we are having a Serious discussion about MAYONAISE!"
"Some people." Stue shakes his head.
"They never learned their manners. Don't they know it's rude to interrupt?"
Man stares at them in disbelief. "You two are useless."
Albert and Stue didn't hear the man, they were already in deep discussion about Stop signs.
"I have to believe in you." Stue says.
"You are the Truth." Albert replied.
"My hands are open."
"In the air, in the air, in the air."
Albert looks to the sky, "Oh, ashes. Purdy."
"Look at that charred Village. Don't they know not to play with matches?"
"It doesn't look like it."
They look to their right and they see a man. He was red in the face and about to kick a tree. Albert and Stue took action. Albert tackled the man while Stue bandaged up the tree with band-aid because duct tape wouldn't have worked.


"We are such good super heroes."
The man defeatedly drops down and stares at them in disbelief.