gaara's period
kankuro and temari were in the living room when gaara came running out of the bathroom screaming, as gaara came rushing into the living room he turned his gaze to kankuro and stuttered "i n-ne-need your help", he pulled kankuro aside and whispered in his ear, kankuro physically paled and stated "uh temari you might wanna take this one".
temari shot him a confused glance and stated "why what for", kankuro groaned and stated "he uh well he thinks he's on his period", all the color drained from her face and before she had the chance to think she hit the floor unconcious, twitching slightly kankuro turned his gaze to gaara and stated "uh gaara you can't um have a period".
gaara stared at him slightly confused and stated "why not", kankuro groaned and stated "because your a guy".
gaara: so, what does that have to do with anything
kankuro: how can i explain this so you can understand this, gaara you don't have the correct equipment to have a period
gaara: why not.
kankuro banged his head into the wall repeatedly and he shouted "BECAUSE YOU DON'T", gaara stared at him still confused and stated "well why don't i", kankuro sighed and stated "because your not a girl", gaara shot him a confused glance and stated "well why wasn't i", kankuro groaned mentally begging shukaku to come out and end his existance because this was just too much.
he sighed and stated "gaara i don't know go ask baki".
gaara nodded and went to ask baki why he wasn't a girl.
kankuro plopped down on the couch and stated "damn baki's gonna kill me".
end.
(an: it was hilarious it's not my fault i decided to write it i had started it but couldn't figure out what i wanted to say and stuff).
gaara: you made me look like a fool
kunai: did not
kankuro: why the hell did temari pass out you should have made her explain it she's the one that has to go through it every month.
runs away from angry gaara and kankuro, chasing her with puppets and sand.
kunai: BYE GUYS DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW