Saving-Private-Ryan gone South Park…ish
Inspired by a funny clip made by Vegaf on YOU TUBE, his/hers was on Harry Potter though…
Horvath – strides into the class
Horvath - Ok children lets start the day with a few simple maths problems.
What is five times two?
pause
Horvath - Come on children don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes Caparzo?
Caparzo - Twelve?
Horvath - Ok let's now try and get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on don't be shy.
Shea - I think I know the answer Mr Horvath.
Reiben- repeats in a squeaky mocking voice
Shea - Shut up fat boy!
Reiben - Hey don't call me fat you fucking Jew!
Horvath - Reiben did you just say the 'F' word?
Reiben - Jew?
Shea - No he's on about 'fuck'. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass!
Horvath- Shea!
Reiben -Why the fuck not?
Horvath-Reiben!
Mellish -Dude you just said fuck again!
Horvath-Mellish!
Wade - Fook!
Horvath-Wade!
Reiben-What's the big deal anyway? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Horvath-How would you like to see the army councillor?
Reiben-How would you like to suck my balls?
All gasp
Horvath - What did you say?!
Reiben - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually what I said was… (Continues talking on a loud speaker) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MISTER HORVATH?
Horvath -throws a cane off of Reiben
Reiben-Yelps in pain
Upham-Holy shit dude.
Jackson-Ya'll got that right
Author's Note:
Lemme know what youguys think ok? Oh Shea is my charrie who stars in my upcoming fanfic... and shes a lass XD