'Nother oneshot, apparently.
It's all dialogue, so don't expect any narrating.
The Opposite
"Ne, Natsu?"
"Yea?"
"Who do you like?"
"H-Huh?!"
"I asked, Who do you like?"
"I heard you the first time!"
"So!"
"So what?"
"SO TELL ME, YOU BAKA!"
"DON'T SCREAM IN MY EAR!"
"Then don't scream in mine!"
"You started it, ya know!"
"Just... Just TELL ME ALREADY!"
"I... I..."
"Are you stalling?"
"No..."
"Then tell me!"
"No!"
"Fine, let's compromise."
"Comp... prom... mise?"
"OH THE HECK, JUST... *takes a deep breath* Tell me what she's like."
"OH! That! Okay... Um..."
"..."
"She hates books."
"Er..."
"Definitely DESPISES pink and blue."
"Um..."
"Her hair is long."
"My hair isn't..." "*saddens look*"
"Her family's poor and alive."
"Erm..."
"She's mean."
"Oi!"
"How do you even know I'm trying to describe you?!"
"So... It's not me, then?"
"Of course it is! Did you forget that it's opposite day?!"
"..."
"..."
"Opposite... Day?"
"Ya know! Where you say something, but it actually means the opposite of it?"
"So..."
"Lucy likes books, loves pink and blue-"
"You just told-!"
"Her hair is short, of course the family is rich and... dead-"
"N-Natsu, you just admitted-"
"And you're nice!"
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! NATSU, Opposite Day ISN'T. REAL!"
"*Cocks head*, So it is real? I thought it was a joke!"
"Wha! It isn't real!"
"But you're meaning the opposite of it!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...LUCY-KICK!"
Erm... IS Opposite Day real...?
Disclaimer: "Spoiler Alert... sorta" IF I OWNED FAIRY TAIL, I WOULDN'T DISBAND THE GUILD! EVER!