The Legend Begins
A Songfic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my fics, my made-up characters and places, and my evil demonic possessed computer. FRANK THE SNAIL IS FASTER THAN THIS THING!!!
¤ We see a single spotlight shining down on a black grand piano. All else around it is dark. Link walks up to the piano in his toughest Hero-guy outfit and begins to play and sing to "The Saga Begins" be Weird Al Yankovic, or "Miss American Pie" by that one guy whose name I do not know. ¤
Link:
A long long time ago
In a memory far away,
Hyrule was under an attack!
I thought me and this princess gal:
A hero and this girl royale
Could stop this evil man with heart of black!
His response, it didn't thrill us:
Him and his monsters tried to kill us!
Got those three glowing rocks
And I lost all my good socks!
I fell asleep for seven years
Because of that man's evil fears
That I would stop his evil scheme!
That's when I woke up mean!
¤ The spotlight widens a little and we see Nabooru playing an acoustic guitar. ¤
Nabooru:
Well my, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
¤ The lights click on extremely bright and the whole band is revealed: Malon on Keyboard, Darunia on Drums, Saria on electric guitar, and Zelda on bass guitar. ¤
Link:
Did you know that I would save
Hyrule land and every single sage?
But I'm a prodigy, they say.
Ah! Do you see them getting stuck inside
All these temples where I nearly died?
Yeah, I'm sure they really thought it very brave….
Saria:
Well I know his mom died long ago
But I think she didn't have to, though!
Gerudos killed her true
Because Ganon told them to!
Malon:
He is a real horse-riding rancher ace:
And the minute Ingo bet him on that race:
I knew he'd want to see my face
When he won back that place!
All:
We started singing: My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
Link:
Now I finally got to Ganon's house!
And I was going softly as a mouse
To make that guy not notice me!
Well I went up there and he told me how
He wanted the triforce parts so now
Well, he would kill the Princess and Me!
Zelda:
Well, Link, he turned him down, of course!
He'd have to take those parts by force!
Link challenged him, he did
And he killed that Ganon dead!
Darunia:
For even though he came back here
Link told him "Now, you listen here:
I am the good guy hero here
And good guys never fear!"
All:
Hyrule was singing: My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
¤ The song slows down again as the lights dim a little, even though the spotlight remains strong as ever. ¤
Link:
We took into the past Hyrule
'Cause Princess Zelda wanted to.
I frankly would have liked to stay.
But though we all fought in that war
Hyrule's people were really sore
From all that Ganondorf did to them!
Saria:
And though we almost nearly died
And Hyrule was very badly fried
Those singing frogs were croakin':
The octoroks had broken!
Darunia:
And the brother I admired most
Met up with Ganon, and now he's toast
And we're both here: not one a ghost!
I guess he's a tough guy!
Zelda:
And now we're singing:
My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
We are singing:
All:
My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
A Songfic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my fics, my made-up characters and places, and my evil demonic possessed computer. FRANK THE SNAIL IS FASTER THAN THIS THING!!!
¤ We see a single spotlight shining down on a black grand piano. All else around it is dark. Link walks up to the piano in his toughest Hero-guy outfit and begins to play and sing to "The Saga Begins" be Weird Al Yankovic, or "Miss American Pie" by that one guy whose name I do not know. ¤
Link:
A long long time ago
In a memory far away,
Hyrule was under an attack!
I thought me and this princess gal:
A hero and this girl royale
Could stop this evil man with heart of black!
His response, it didn't thrill us:
Him and his monsters tried to kill us!
Got those three glowing rocks
And I lost all my good socks!
I fell asleep for seven years
Because of that man's evil fears
That I would stop his evil scheme!
That's when I woke up mean!
¤ The spotlight widens a little and we see Nabooru playing an acoustic guitar. ¤
Nabooru:
Well my, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
¤ The lights click on extremely bright and the whole band is revealed: Malon on Keyboard, Darunia on Drums, Saria on electric guitar, and Zelda on bass guitar. ¤
Link:
Did you know that I would save
Hyrule land and every single sage?
But I'm a prodigy, they say.
Ah! Do you see them getting stuck inside
All these temples where I nearly died?
Yeah, I'm sure they really thought it very brave….
Saria:
Well I know his mom died long ago
But I think she didn't have to, though!
Gerudos killed her true
Because Ganon told them to!
Malon:
He is a real horse-riding rancher ace:
And the minute Ingo bet him on that race:
I knew he'd want to see my face
When he won back that place!
All:
We started singing: My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
Link:
Now I finally got to Ganon's house!
And I was going softly as a mouse
To make that guy not notice me!
Well I went up there and he told me how
He wanted the triforce parts so now
Well, he would kill the Princess and Me!
Zelda:
Well, Link, he turned him down, of course!
He'd have to take those parts by force!
Link challenged him, he did
And he killed that Ganon dead!
Darunia:
For even though he came back here
Link told him "Now, you listen here:
I am the good guy hero here
And good guys never fear!"
All:
Hyrule was singing: My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
¤ The song slows down again as the lights dim a little, even though the spotlight remains strong as ever. ¤
Link:
We took into the past Hyrule
'Cause Princess Zelda wanted to.
I frankly would have liked to stay.
But though we all fought in that war
Hyrule's people were really sore
From all that Ganondorf did to them!
Saria:
And though we almost nearly died
And Hyrule was very badly fried
Those singing frogs were croakin':
The octoroks had broken!
Darunia:
And the brother I admired most
Met up with Ganon, and now he's toast
And we're both here: not one a ghost!
I guess he's a tough guy!
Zelda:
And now we're singing:
My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!
Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"
We are singing:
All:
My, my, mister Linky-poo guy!
He's the greatest of the heroes doubtless of his small size!
He left his home and told Saria good-bye, saying:
"Soon I'm gonna be a tough guy!"