Me: Hello everyone, this is Midori. I came up with an idea that I thought might be fun for both me and the viewer alike. I will be typing up a series of one-shots for Soul Eater, however they are all viewer recommended!
Maka: That sounds interesting…
Me: Yes, it will. I think it would be best if I- MIDORI CHOP! (her hand collides with Maka's head, causing her to pass out) Couldn't let you know what was happening, now could I? Now I have just a few things I would like to say-
1) Review and give me two characters you would like to be paired
2) I don't mind yaoi suggestions
3) If you pick Chrona, tell me if you want it to be fem/male
Rieko: Mi-chan, what are you doing? I thought you were going to help Ororo fight off the fangirls that invaded Kero-chan's house.
Me: But I'm doing a Soul Eater fanfiction!
Rieko: Oh, did you mention that you don't own Soul Eater, because if you did, the anime would have included being inside the Book of Eibon?
Me:…..(kicks Rieko over the fourth wall separating Soul Eater and Keroro Gunso)
THUD
Me: Ouch, that sounded like it hurt. Meanwhile, I should go help out at Keroro's house…or play video games with Delulu.
Rieko (from very far away): Oww...remember to review.