A TRUTHFUL LIE

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A/N: You should know this before reading: I've been really lazy these days so I don't know if I can post the next chapters quickly so if you rather wait until I have a few or the whole story finished then yea. Okay on to the story!!

P.S. I merged Konoha and Suna High together because this is how I planned it in my head. Konoha High used to be an all boys' school and Suna High an all girls' but the Board of School Directors thought it would be better for the students if they learned to interact with the opposite genders so that's how it happened. Half of the school closed for a while for construction to make some more room but it was done within a year (Haha big fake lie there. There is no f-en way can a construction be done that quickly for a whole other school filled with lots of students.). Whoa long as postscript. Sumimasen!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and such. If I did....well let's just say it was better if I didn't...*evil thoughts and laugh* Mwahahahahahahaha. Oh yeah this be the only disclaimer cause as I mentioned above I'm lazy these days so unless I 'borrow' a song or something I'll put a disclaimer up got it? Good then.

Summary: Uchiha Sasuke and the new kid Uzumaki Naruto made a deal with each other. Sasuke will help tutor Naruto with his math, English, and science if Naruto returns the favor: pretend to be his boyfriend. At first Naruto doesn't want to but after hearing a threat not only from the scary Tsunade-sama but Jiraiya-sama too, a.k.a Ero-sennin, he agrees. I mean, pretending to be the famous raven head's boyfriend just to keep away those oblivious fan girls wasn't so bad right? It was only for three weeks that he could go back to being his old self, which wasn't too far away. After all it was most of the girls and some of the gay and homosexual guys at Konoha and Suna High's dream to be with him. He was a famous handsomely breath-taking Uchiha. Yep that was easy. Easy-breezy. Scare away the girls with his loud obnoxious 'annoying' attitude and that would be done. Before long the girls would just have to realize that Sasuke really is 'gay'. Boy how wrong Naruto is when Sasuke unintentionally falls in love with him and isn't planning on letting him go, at least not without a fight. But wait? What's this? Naruto's got some certain life or death situation he can't get out of...Oh boy Uchiha you better be careful...

Chapter 1 The Meeting

Sasuke wanted out. NOW! Anything... anything for the crazy stupid so call loyal fan girls to stop chasing him down like he was their prey. For god sake he was an UCHIHA!! Uchihas do not away scared, especially from GIRLS. But then again another part of him, his Uchiha pride would not let him hit any of those annoying girls. He sigh, finally able to get away. He ran all they way from the track field, across the 13 ft quad, up the stairs of the English and History building to the rooftop. This building was after all the tallest and biggest. He slammed the door leaned his back on it sliding down until finally hitting bottom. He sighed heavily, panting hard with relief to finally get away. His stupid traitorous friends found it amusing and led the girls his away. Neji, Sai, and Gaara will pay. He will see to it. After all, he wasn't an Uchiha for nothing.

He closed his eyes for a moments rest. This was not the only running he had that day. When he had finished the race for Konoha and Suna High against Sound Academy, he went to sit down on the bench to rest only to sense danger and felt the ground...shaking a bit?? He looked up as Lee who was right next to him yelled out, "Run Sasuke!!" and added other stupid youths stuff which he didn't hear as he saw a mob of fan girls rushing towards him. He jumped right up without a second thought and ran, faster than he usually did when he was on the track. He knew that this situation was life or death. Those girls were persistent!! Why can't they just take a hint?? He was not interested in girls!! Well those girls for that matter. What did they know about him anyway other than the school-related shit?? Nothing. And if he was forced to chose one of those girls, sadly he would say Hinata Hyuuga, his best friend's cousin. Why? Well simple of course: She did not have a crush on him at all. Not even by the tiniest bit. None. Sure she was timid and shy and blush way too often for her own good that sometimes led to her fainting but then again she wasn't so bad. Sasuke had to admit that she was cute but he didn't like her in any way.

"And here I thought I was all alone -ttebayyo?." A voice surprised him as he felt the presence quickly next to him. Why in the world did he not notice? He had always been good with that kind of stuff. Whenever he someone came near him or was about to hugged him from behind, like Pinkie for example, his reflexes would tell him so. So why didn't it happen this time??

He looked at his left side to see blonde hair first. Short blonde hair, that was very bright, brighter than the Blondie(1) he knew, brighter than Tsunade-sama's, who is the principal. The hair color looked almost like the color of the sun just that the sun's color was brighter. He quickly scanned the body next to him, making sure it was a boy. Yes it was, He noticed the uniform but then saw that it looked a little too... big on him. The boy next to him was sitting like Sasuke, knees up but he had his face buried in his arms. Then the next thing he noticed were the scars on his face. Well he saw three marks on the right cheeks. When the boy lifted his head up laying it on his knees, Sasuke saw that another three marks were on his left cheeks to. The marks made him look like a cat... no more like a fox. After that was the eyes of the boy staring right back at his dark cold crimson black ones as he shifted his face around from his arms to look back at Sasuke's. The eyes were so alluring. They were a beautiful endless ocean of bright sapphire blue, that was holding some deep big secrets in them, and it was drowning Sasuke in pulling him deeper to its depth as he stared back more and....

"Am I really that good-looking -ttebayyo?" he asked interrupting Sasuke's thoughts and brought him back to reality. It was followed by a low chuckle. Sasuke blinked and finally looked at the blonde. What just happened to him? He felt a tiny, a very tiny blush creeping up, threatening to show itself to the new blonde. He was hateful for once of his pale skin.

Oh. He thought finally realizing who the boy was. The boy was from yesterday morning in Tsunade-sama's office when he happened to overheard the conversation between the two about his schedule. He was there early that morning to talk to the principal about the Sports Festival the next day, doing last minute check-ups only to talk to the Vice principal Shizune-sama. It's the newbie, Uzumaki Naruto. Who transfer in the middle of the term anyways?

He was about to reply back with his usual 'Hn.' when he saw the blonde leaving his side towards the gate that surrounded the rooftop. He leaned against it and Sasuke saw the sun blazed against his tanned skin and his hair that it shone brightly. The blonde loosened his uniform shirt at the collar, unbuttoning a few buttons from the hotness. Sasuke couldn't help but stare for a bit to see that the tanned skin was not only on the skin that was usually not cover but also more elsewhere it seemed before looking back at the... Uzumaki's face.

He spoke."Uchiha Sasuke right?"

"Hn. Yeah so?" he asked a bit annoyed and relieved, glad that the boy wasn't a girl but annoyed about the fact that the newbie didn't or wasn't going to leave him alone, or so-to-speak be quiet and shut the hell up so he could enjoy the few moments of peace before he had to go back to his living nightmare, his definition of hell.

"Heh." He chuckled that low chuckle of his. "You know what Sasuke-kun?" Naruto said his name in a girly voice that made Sasuke cringed. "I have the perfect nickname for you -ttebayyo. After all it's the total opposite from what I heard about the vice president of the student council you know. Wanna know?" He came back up to Sasuke and sneered playfully. "Huh do you wanna know or not Sasuke-teme. Whoopsy daisy!" He laughed sarcastically. "I guessed you know already after all I let it slipped -ttebayyo." He said covering his mouth in fake shocked. Then he had a goofy smile spread across his face as if nothing happened.

Angered Sasuke sneered back at him. "I see." he said calmly. Noticing by how Uzumaki talked and stood, Sasuke analyzed that it seemed likely that he was raised up improperly and was probably very...well stupid. And it annoyed him because of Naruto's language or you could say his way of speaking.

"Okay so I have a nickname for you too. Do you want to know the ones I got for you dobe?" Sasuke said coldly narrowing his eyes into slits. The dark orbs turned a darker color filled with hatred and a tint of amusement. "Would you look at that? I slipped one of your names out already usuratonkachi. Oh and another one baka." He sneered.

"Wow teme." Naruto sneered back, obviously annoyed. "Great one. Smart. I'm SOO impressed. It was so funny no so hilarious... I forgot to laugh -ttebayyo. Ha ha" he walked away from Sasuke and back towards the gate, leaning against it. He looked down below him and seemed to be searching for something... or someone.

"Aw what now? Is the little chibi going to walk away and cry now??" Sasuke added. He saw Naruto face filled with rage and his eyes in flames well the blueness turned fiery dark blue. It didn't..looked right on him was what flashed through Sasuke's head but was quickly gone, without another thought of it.

"I'm gonna get you for that -tteybayyo." He said holding back the murderous killer intent he had for Sasuke. Sasuke laugh inside his head because that looked reminded him of Gaara.

"Oh yeah how dobe." Sasuke doubt the idiot can think of a good comeback.

"Like this." He smirked. "OI!! HARUNO-SAN!!!! YAMANAKA-SAN!!! SASUKE-KUN UP HERE!!!!! HE'S UP HERE IN THE ROOFTOP!!! HURRY!!!" Naruto yelled loudly to the two girls, Sakura and Ino, leading the fan girls to look for Sasuke.

He turned around to see the teme's reaction but no one was in sight. Naruto was a bit disappointed to not be able to see his face but laughed hard anyways, knowing he had gotten the arrogant bastard that he is. Nobody dares call him chibi. He was not short just..relatively...ok so he was small/short for a boy...sue him.

He sigh brushing away the small tears that had formed from laughing too hard. He could hardly wait to tell his new groups of friends, Kiba, Shino, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Lee about what happened to him. After all they (except Lee, he's too nice) hated that stuck up for always looking at them with disgust just because they were...well....well themselves basically. At least they were not a fake. Not a stuck-up who thought he was too good for you and will only hang out with the 'respectable' people like himself.

Naruto smiled and jumped over the high gate onto the tree that was next to it. He jumped down the branches quickly and landed on his feet when he touched the ground. he looked around to see if anyone was around to witness this event. It kind of made him sad he could not join in the Sports Festival at his school but he was a little late in signing up and no one thought he could beat 'their endearing' Sasuke-kun. He smirked at that and walked off casually towards the cafeteria to find his friends and tell them, knowing they were there because of Chouji.

This was a good day he decided.

Sasuke's POV

That usuratonkachi! I left as fast as I could. The moment I heard Pinkie's name I ran for it. I heard him yell out my name with -kun suffix added and I cringed. I hate that name! It reminds me of the horror days and nightmare i still have to live through even today. But seriously, how did he do that sounding just like a girl... kind of.

As I got to the second floor I could hear the loud stomping of the stupid fan girls, surrounding me. I gasped quickly and looked around. Ah! Janitor's closet! I quickly went in and closed it lightly behind me. It stank and smelled and not suited for Uchihas but at the moment it was worth getting away.

I heard them go further away and sigh with relief. I have no idea why those girls felt compelled to giving me their stupid lousy gifts that I could buy if I wanted to because of my brother, Itachi, who is now in charged of Uchiha Corporation ever since the death of my parents and I have 30% control over it to but at the moment I have given the full responsibility to Itachi. I'm still not sure if I really want to be part of that business. Anyways I quickly looked around one last time to see if anyone was there and took off as quick as I can to the Students Council room so I could kill Sai, Neji, and Ga...well Gaara is off the list that's for sure. Oh yeah and that little chibi too. He's... like the chibi blonde had said earlier to me, he's gonna pay for that.

Today was not good at all I decided.

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(1) When Sasuke said Blondie then you probably guess that, that was Ino

A/N: so what you think?? is it good enough??? tell me!! I kind of had fun writing this chapter so I guess that just matters. oh if you caught some bad grammar or something just ask right away. I'm still a little rusty at this so bare with me. When I think about it the story doesn't seem so great but I'll post it up to see what the readers think first so yea! oh and I'm gonna start chap 2 in case there are people who want to read it so I could post it up quicker and nobody has to hate me! Till then, ja!! =]!!

P.S. Who do you think Naruto is?? Kekeke!