Never Piss Off the Hybrid or…
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If there was one thing anyone in the world should know, it was to never piss off Renesmee Cullen. Her bark was truly worse then her bite.
The teenage five year old lived in Forks, Washington. She went to Forks High School, lucky not with her parents.
When her grandfather, Carlisle Cullen, suggested they move, she nearly took off his head…literally.
From that point on, the whole Cullen-Hale Family knew not to mess with her.
Her parents, Bella and Edward Cullen, knew how to calm their vampire-hybrid daughter without endangering Jasper; play her lullaby.
Edward had written Renesmee a lullaby not long after she was born. Since the day it was written, it seemed to calm her even at her worst times.
Another thing they learned, especially the Cullen-Hale men, don't try to separate Renesmee from Jacob Black.
They had done it once and she disappeared for two days. Since then Bella and Edward allowed Jacob to visit Renesmee at specified times.
From Sunday to Thursday, they could visit at night from seven to ten, while on Friday and Saturday, it was from five to ten at night.
The visits were always at the Cullen-Hale Residence under the watchful eye of Esme and/or Alice.
Living with Renesmee was easy; all she needed was a bed, a hunting partner and a desk for homework.
Her driving earned her a nice hybrid Toyota, with a built in GPS detector so Edward and Bella always knew where she was. However, after disabling it, someone had to go with her everywhere.
Her weekends were spent hunting with her grandfather and uncles, shopping with her grandmother, aunts and reluctantly, her mother while she played piano with her father. And of course, her designated time with Jacob.
Life was simple at the Cullen-Hale Residence as long as no one pissed of the hybrid…
Known as Renesmee Carlie Cullen