Extended Summary

Renji's secretive and outgoing sister, Kiyoko, is sent on a mission to supervise and study the DWMA under Yamamoto's orders. Once Asura is released, she calls for backup from Soul Society; but a little more unexpected help arrives from Hueco Mundo. And Kiyoko has to make sure that permanent enemies become temporary allies. A lot funnier than it sounds, I just suck at making summaries get across humor. SoulxOC MakaxHisagi BlackStarxSoiFon TsubakixKira KidxRukia LizxUlquiorra PattiexGrimmjow slight GinxOC

A/N: Here we are! My Soul Eater/Bleach crossover!

"Welcome to the DWMA you two!" the black clown-thing says. Is this guy really a grim reaper? Like I said: black clown-thing! It's weird!

"Thank you, sir," Hibiki says from next to me, bowing at the clown-thing. Don't bow to the freaky thing!

Hibiki and I are not weapon and meister. I'm a Soul Reaper and he's my zanpakutou. All we had to do was get him to manifest and bingo! We can pass of as weapon and meister.

We look like opposites, though. Hibiki has long silver hair that's loosely tied back and deep blue eyes. Most girls would probably go crazy for him; I just find him annoying as hell. I, on the other hand, have long red hair tied over my right shoulder and brown eyes.

I understand why Yamamoto wants me on this job, but I wish he would have picked someone else. Seriously, I'm already supposed to be spying on Hueco Mundo, but now they want me here too?

"Is something the matter, Kiyoko?" the clown-thing asks. I guess I should start calling him Death, huh?

"No, no, I'm fine!" I smile. Crap, I'm already acting weird.

"Good!" Death says. "Maka and Soul should be here momentarily to give you two a tour."

"MAKAAA!" the red-haired guy squeals as a girl with light brown hair in pigtails and a boy with white hair walk in. the girl then slams a book on the red-haired guy's head in response. So, I guess that she's Maka, which means that the white-haired boy is Soul.

"I'm Maka," she says, "And this is Soul." So I was right.

"I'm Hibiki," Hibiki says. "And this is Kiyoko. She's really shy, so don't expect to hear much from her."

This comment earns him a smack on the back of the head.

"And Hibiki's an idiot, so don't rely on him too much," I say. I lean forward and whisper in Maka's ear, "He's also a player, so watch out."

So the room's occupants are now in the following situations; Death has sweat-dropped, the red-haired man is giving Hibiki the death glare, Hibiki is giving me the death glare, Maka's laughing, and Soul just looks downright confused. It seems like Hibiki and I are fitting in, at least.

"And once again Hibiki, I am not shy," I protest. "I'm just constantly analyzing things and thinking those things over."

"What kinds of things do you analyze and think over?" a man asks as he walks into the room. He's wearing a lab coat and has a screw in his head…odd.

"Stuff," I shrug.

"Such as…" he urges. Damn, this guy's persistant.

"Like how my overprotective idiot of an older brother is going to freak out once he finds out I'm here," I reply.

"Anything else?" the man asks.

"Nothing else you need to know," I say.

The man opens his mouth to say something else, but Death cuts him off, "Professor Stein. Kiyoko Abarai is a new student to be welcomed, not interrogated."

"Sorry," the man, Professor Stein, says. "It's just theses two; their wavelengths are… different."

"WE will talk about this later," Death says. "Now then, Maka, Soul, give these two a tour of the academy."

"Sure thing," Soul says, walking towards the entrance. He looks back at me over his shoulder. "You coming?"

"Uh, yeah" I say, running to catch up with him. "Come on, Hibiki."

"Uh huh," Hibiki says in a bored tone, following Soul and I out.

"Wait up!" Maka calls and chases us out. It's right now when my Soul Pager decides to ring. I sigh and fish it out of my pocket.

It's Renji.

"What is it Renji?" I sigh.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" he yells through the phone. I have to move the phone several inches away from my ear just to avoid getting my eardrum blasted out.

"Quiet down, you idiot!" I scold. "Just ask Dad, okay?"

"…Dad…? Didn't you disappear to HM again without telling me?" he asks.

"No," I say. "Just talk to the old man, I've got to go." I hang up before he says anything else. The idiot! Almost blowing my cover!

"Who was that?" Stein asks from behind us.

"Like I said before," I say, "My idiot of an older brother freaking out because I didn't tell him I was coming here." I can feel Stein's gaze pierce my back as I leave.

What's with that guy? He's too damn observant, that's what! If my cover gets blown it's going to be because of him, I know it!

My Soul Pager goes off again. Really?

I pull it out and check who it is before answering.

It's Aizen.

Shit.

"I'll be right back," I splutter before rushing off. The roof should be a good place. I hope they didn't hear the slight panic in my voice.

Once I'm positive I'm alone, I answer.

"You kept me waiting, Abarai," Aizen's frighteningly calm voice says through the phone.

"I-I-I had t-to get away fro-from everyone," I stutter. So, the guy does scare me a little; but he trusts me. I've got to keep up my ongoing mission of getting information from Aizen for Soul Society while pretending to spy on Soul Society for Aizen and making up realistic fake info to give to Aizen.

Yeah, I'm in a mess.

"Where have you been?" Aizen's in one of his "moods", I can tell by his tone. That means he'll be pissed off very easily.

"I've been given an assignment," I mutter.

"Details," Aizen orders. Hm… what's safe to tell and what isn't?

"I'm observing a school in the World of the Living," I explain. "The students and teachers all have high spiritual energy. And then there's the fact that half of them can transform into weapons, and the other half wields those weapons. Hibiki's manifested and staging as my weapon."

"Interesting…" Aizen muses. "Thank you for the report." He hangs up.

I sigh in relief. Phew, got out of that one in one piece. Every time I talk to him, I'm terrified that he'll notice something about my behavior and figure out that I'm a spy.

I rush to go find Hibiki, Maka, and Soul. The weird professor from before stops me on my way.

"What are you and your 'weapon' hiding?" he asks.

"Nothing at all," I reply, walking past him.

"I know that's a lie," he says. I stop in my tracks.

"Why do you keep questioning me?" I ask.

"Because I'm concerned about the other students' safety," he replies.

"I assure you that Hibiki and I are normal students here," I say.

"Then what's with the secret calls?"

"I have a job I need to keep up with," I say, walking away without waiting for a reply.

I swear, this guy's too nosey for his own good. If he blows my cover… well, let's just say my cover has never been blown before.

Of course, that was all before I had to make my "secret calls" to Aizen every few days.

I had had my suspicions of Aizen for a while before he left, which is why I did spying job after spying job for him while he was still a captain; just so he'd trust me enough after he left to let me in the position I'm in now.

Yeah, I'm really in a huge mess.

A/N: Interesting? I really hope you like it! You must review if you want more. That's my only rule. I personally love Stein, so I was originally thinking of having Black Star be the suspicious guy, but my head was screaming "STEIN!" so…