I dont own Invader Zim, this is a no brainer, all rights belong to Jhonen Vasquez. All i own is Mid... Please R&R!

"Computer," a female voice ordered, "Irken Trainee Mid Logging in. Locate Irken Invader Zim." The computer inside the stolen Voot Cruiser whirled to life, lights flashing, screens lighting up.

"Irken Invader Zim located, "A mechanical voice replied. A map illuminated the main screen of the Voot Cruiser. At first it showed the known universe, Irk, Blorch, and many other planets, few of them unmarked by Irken conquest. The map then zoomed in on a spiral galaxy. From there the map traveled into the mass of stars, flying past planets, to stop at a blue and green planet.

"Computer, what plant is this?" Mid snapped.

"Planet name: Earth," the Computer replied.

Interested, the Irken asked, "Display any information on the planet. Is it set for conquest?"

"Negative, now displaying only know recorded files of planet," the Computer proceeded to replace the map with the video archives of Invader Zim.

Mid purple eyes narrowed at the site of the self-declared Invader. "My tallest! My tallest, my Tallest! My tallest?" the repetition of 'my tallest' continued from the recorded Zim. A dark smile spread across her face.

"I got you… Zim."

Somewhere on the Planet Earth

"Gir! How many times have I told you?" Zim glowered down at the malfunctioning Sir unit. "Not to play with the Earth dog monsters?" Gir, who now had a small poodle latched onto his head shrugged up innocently at his master. Zim glanced from Gir to the poodle attempting gnaw through Gir's metal head.

The Irken Invader grabbed the fluffy white animal and attempted to pry its jaws off the robot's head. The dog released as planned, but then proceeded to attack Zim. "Nahhhh! Get it off! Get it off!" The poodle was now eating through Zim's head, knocked the wig he was using to the floor. His antenna's now close to being eaten, stuck out, perfect for someone to take a pic-

CLICK

"Yes!" Dib clenched his fist in triumph. "I've once again got proof of Zim's weird antenna things!" the paranormal investigator in training was sitting just outside of Zim's window taking pictures of the Alien. "Now if only I could get one with those fake lenses off…"

"GAHHHH! It's on my eye! It's on my eye!" Zim's voice came from somewhere in the house. "Gir! Help me!"

"Okie-dokie!" Gir replied.

"What perfect timing!" Dib pressed the camera against the window as poodle was removed from Zim's head. The rabid dog snarled up at the Irken, one of the lenses clenched between its teeth.

CLICK

"Got it!" he shouted, just loud enough to be heard inside the house. Zim's head whirled around to spot Dib ducking below the window.

"The Dib monkey!" He cried, diving for the door. He flew out to the front yard, tackling Dib. "Gnomes! Get the camera!" the freaky lane ornaments piled on top of Dib, dragging the camera away from him and handed it to Zim. "Nice try, Pig Smelling HUU-MAN!" he slammed the door behind him.

Dib struggled to his feet. "Zim, I may not have gotten those pictures today, I may not get them tomorrow, heck I may not even get them next week, but one day Zim, I will have those- AGGHHHH!" The poodle landed on his face, biting and clawing at him.

"And take that with you!" Zim snickered from the doorway, wig and one of his lenses back in place.

So yeah, thats the first chapter... R&R is very appreciated... Pleas keep reading! XD