hi everyone! this is a parody on the PO5...specifically Richard and Matt... their relationship .'
enjoy!
My life with HIM!
My life with Matt (Richard's diary)
Dear diary…
Okay forget all that crap in the beginning and the time and date. What the heck!
I'll be direct speaking here.
Today at work, a young boy…well not so young, he's 14. a 14 year old boy came to my office and talked to me about…weird stuff.
Something about a witch and nuclear factory blah blah BLAH…
That's not the point. He looked…how do I say it… he was REALLY handsome and…seductive.
I dunno how, but I think I fell for him from the first sight…
NO! BAD RICHY!!!
I can't love a young boy! Correction… I SHOULDN'T love a boy!... I really have to find a girlfriend ASAP… sigh.
…..what was his name?... matty~
Cough… i gotta focus on finding a girl.
My life with Richard (Matt's diary)
Who the hell convinced me to write this crappy stuff? NOBODY!!!
My mind screamed out for help. And no one's there to hear me or help me! Am living with a WITCH!
NO! i'm not writing this because of her. I'm writing this because of the creep I met today! I met that stupid young journalist.
I thought he'll help me with my issue. At first I was happy. He was actually hearing ME!...NOT!!!!
He was spacing out and kept staring at me. What was he looking at? And did he even hear a word I said?
He randomly went saying " Do you watch TV a lot?"
And, for crying out loud, I DID see the drool hanging out of his mouth! YUCK by all means!!!!
And I could've swore he was making a sketch of me… okay I'll puke now.
*Is puking for real*…
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