Potter Goes Wonky - Chapter 1, Malfoy Manor
Narrator: Hi, this is a story about when Harry Potter went insane. Not just the actual charcter Harry Potter, because he does go insane, but like, all the other people in it go insane aswell. Erm...yeah. So anyway, everything starts off in Malfoy Manor where Draco malfoy is um....doing.....stuff.
Draco: Hmmm, who should I get off with that I hate today? Ginny, Or Harry? Oh god its so hard to decide - Maybe I will just get good old Proffesor Snape to rape me again.
Narrator: The, all of a sudden, Lucius Malfoy walks in suprising Draco. Draco appears to be a bit slow, because Lucius actually is his Father and lives in the same house as him, so its not really that suprsing he should walk in, but there we go.
Lucius: Hello son
Draco: Hello Father, why arnt you beating up Mother somewhere, or shagging her lovingly, depending on who is writing.
Lucius: How do you know about tha...Ah who cares how you know, actualy I was just looking for her so I could get a bit of shagging in before brekfast.
Draco: I dont know where she is, seeing as how she only seems to exsist during the Quidditch World Cup.
Lucius: Oh, right, damn.
Narrator: Then, for some bizare reason, which will son become known, Legolas walks in wearing a dress.
Draco: HOY! What are you doing here, I am meant to be the attractive blonde in this film, not you, sod off!
Legolas: *in high pitched voice* Thats no way to talk to your Mother, young man!
Lucius: What? Your not Narcissa - youre the pointy eared bow twanger from LOTR!
Legolas: *in normal voice* I know that, good sir, but there was a fell voice in the air....
Lucius: Oh bloody hell, stop the elvish nonsense and tell us what youre doing here!
Legolas: Erm...I already had a long blonde wig so JK Rowling just gave me the part.
Draco: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lucius: Shut up Draco, off you go and shag Potter.
Draco: NOOOOO....hey - how do you know about that?
Narrator: Now think yourselves lucky thats the end of chapter one.
Narrator: Hi, this is a story about when Harry Potter went insane. Not just the actual charcter Harry Potter, because he does go insane, but like, all the other people in it go insane aswell. Erm...yeah. So anyway, everything starts off in Malfoy Manor where Draco malfoy is um....doing.....stuff.
Draco: Hmmm, who should I get off with that I hate today? Ginny, Or Harry? Oh god its so hard to decide - Maybe I will just get good old Proffesor Snape to rape me again.
Narrator: The, all of a sudden, Lucius Malfoy walks in suprising Draco. Draco appears to be a bit slow, because Lucius actually is his Father and lives in the same house as him, so its not really that suprsing he should walk in, but there we go.
Lucius: Hello son
Draco: Hello Father, why arnt you beating up Mother somewhere, or shagging her lovingly, depending on who is writing.
Lucius: How do you know about tha...Ah who cares how you know, actualy I was just looking for her so I could get a bit of shagging in before brekfast.
Draco: I dont know where she is, seeing as how she only seems to exsist during the Quidditch World Cup.
Lucius: Oh, right, damn.
Narrator: Then, for some bizare reason, which will son become known, Legolas walks in wearing a dress.
Draco: HOY! What are you doing here, I am meant to be the attractive blonde in this film, not you, sod off!
Legolas: *in high pitched voice* Thats no way to talk to your Mother, young man!
Lucius: What? Your not Narcissa - youre the pointy eared bow twanger from LOTR!
Legolas: *in normal voice* I know that, good sir, but there was a fell voice in the air....
Lucius: Oh bloody hell, stop the elvish nonsense and tell us what youre doing here!
Legolas: Erm...I already had a long blonde wig so JK Rowling just gave me the part.
Draco: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lucius: Shut up Draco, off you go and shag Potter.
Draco: NOOOOO....hey - how do you know about that?
Narrator: Now think yourselves lucky thats the end of chapter one.