Tsu: Ah! hi there! I made a talkshow kind of fic concerning all the everyday questions in life. It may be random or normal but still, all the ideas just fall into my brain. Some may be funny and just plain wack!

I deleted my first fic coz' I want my first fic posted here a nice one!

Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa reservoir chronicle... CLAMP does!

All the idiocy and stupidity plus typographical ang capitalization errors are all mine!

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All right! Let's welcome our host for tonight… Kimihiro Watanuki!!!

(applause)

Wata: Welcome to Dream Cloud. Tonight, we have four I mean… a whole lot of guests. But before that I want to ask something to the staff… WHO THE DARN HECK PLACED ME HERE AS THE HOST, HUH?!

(looks back at the crew with a death glare then glances at Yuuko, laughing) You did this?!

Yuuko: Well since Morodashi can't host for tonight, I asked the crew to put you as a replacement. Now continue with the show. We can't make the audience wait!

Wata: Oh for the love of…

Yuuko: What was that!?

Wata: Oh uhmm nothing. (ahem) Right, let's start. Our first question is… What is love?…ugh. This is so random (smiles quickly and scans the guest until he found Syaoran raising his hand). Yes, Syaoran-san?

Syaoran: Love is uhh… (takes out a book and reads then discreetly hides it in his back) A great and strong feeling of …Joy!

Sakura: But that's not what it says here (takes out the book Syaoran hid) See?! Have you been lying to me Syaoran-kun?!Or is it dictionary-san?

Syaoran: I-I'm not lying to you hime… You can look at that dictionary you're holding. But don't say that I didn't warn you…

Sakura: (opens the book) let's see… lonely… loop… lord… lorry… lost… Ah! Here. Love. Love is…is…oh my! Syaoran-kun… Are you sure that this is a dictionary?

Syaoran: Dunno, I just picked it up at random…

Sakura: But it says here at the cover on the lower right hand corner… 'Anatomy and characteristics of…'

Syaoran: No! hime! Don't say the last word!!!! Oh God, how did I manage to accidentally taint Sakura's pure soul!

Sakura: Why? Is it so bad to say the word…

Syaoran: NOOOOOO!!!! Don't!

Sakura: Why not?

Syaoran: Because!

Wata: Let's leave them for a while, how about the others answer , hm?

Fai: Love is… Kurotan!

Kuro: Huh?! Now what the heck are you saying?!

Fai: It's true!

Kurotan: since when did I become a definition for a darn shit noun!?

Fai: But it's right here at Sakura-chan's book!(holds the book together with Sakura) See? It's in bold letters as well, (points at the word) K-U-R-O-T-A-N! The title of the book says 'Anatomy and characteristics of…'

Kuro(steals the book): You are NOT gonna finish saying the title to all these audiences!

Fai/Sakura: but why?

Kuro/Syaoran: because!

Kuro: Tch. Who is the author of this stupid book!?

Yuuko: That would be me.

Kuro: I knew it. Why the heck are you authoring such crap to everyone and how did my name appeared on the definition!?

Yuuko: It's like this…I asked Fai and Sakura if they know the meaning as in the literal meaning of love but they don't know. At least they know what it is emotionally but not literally, and then they suggested that it might be a name of a particular person so I wrote your name. End of story.

Kuro: But why me!?

Yuuko: If you're so darn good-of-a-ninja, then tell us, what is the meaning of love?

Kuro: Love is like a dress or chocolate. You don't know what you get and they come in all sizes and shapes.(Just like someone who swallowed a dictionary whole. Take that Mokona)

Wata: And who told you that? Tomoyo-hime(currently absent)?

Kuro: Tell anyone that and you're long gone dead.

Sakura: I didn't know Tomoyo-hime told you that…

Fai/Syaoran: Me neither…

Kuro: Get used to it. As long as that perspective of love that dimensional bitch fed you gets out of your heads, got it?!

Fai: Hyuuu…Kuro-daddy's the best!

Kuro: Ah, Shaddap!

Saku/Syao/Fai/Yuuko: It will never get out of our minds!

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Tsu: I really want to make it more hilarious but this is all that my head could formulate...(sigh) I was inspired by another fic(not in here) So I made one but Completely different.

Hope you like it at this point. Next topic coming up...sooner or later.