A/N:HILO pleeplez! so this is my first story EVER writed! i v read a whoe crap load of inspirational junk and i just had to try it cuz nia shania( my lovely beta) wrote this bitchin story computer enough talkin. pweeeze review too cuz im hoping to continue it. oh and btw im a MAJOR yaoi fangirl so there will probably be some in this later. hugz and kwisses! On to tha story
Kitsune vs. Neko
Sasuke POV
"Dobe, I'm going to tell you one more time to shut the hell up or I won't be responsible for my actions." I growled attempting to read my book in peace.
"Ne, Teme. This game is harder than it looks! I can't even beat Shikamaru's score dammit!"Naruto has been playing this stupid ninja game all fucking day and won't give me a second of quiet because he keeps getting killed.
"I don't care how hard it is! I trying to read, something u ever do. And stop calling me 'teme'!"
"Naze ikenai no? You call me 'Dobe' so that gives me permission to call u 'Teme' teme." Naruto said with a chuckle still playing his game.
'He does have a point. But STILL! That dobe should respect me. He doesn't get mine because he's always doing stupid stuff and screwing up…'
"Goddammit, you motherfucking, piece of shit, bitch ass game!"Naruto yelled out.
'Uh-oh…looks like he lost AGAIN. But this time he's kind of freaking out.' as I watched Naruto slowly turn to me I got a weird feeling something horrid was about to happen.
As I thought that naruto started making these stupid hand signs and glaring at me" this is all your fault usuratonckatchi! U r goanna pay…NINJA STYLE!"
The whole room busted in a cloud of smoke and all I could hear was naruto screaming "Holy Shit! It actually worked!"
"this dobe is really starting to piss me off," I growled to myself fanning away all the smoke accumulating on his nostrils." That video game will be dead by the end of this day, I swear."
As the smoke started to clear away I was starting to notice something was a little off. And then I caught a glimpse of something out the corner of my eye
'is that a tail I say?' I spun around myself like a dog chasing his tail…and I saw it! It was attached to my ass! 'Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod! Im a fucking cat!'
When I saw naruto at last I jumped at him and tackled him to the ground. He struggled to get up but I straddled his hips and pinned his arms above his head.
I kept my voice as calm as I could "Naruto Uzumaki, change me back right now or u will did the most painful death imaginable."
Naruto's eyes were as wide as saucers as he said" Sasuke I think you've gone car….Oh mi fucking god you have cat ears!"
I glared at him and growled "Do you want to see the claws too?" and I raised my hand up to claw the idiocy out of him…like that's even possible.