Disclaimer: LoK is copyright Eidos and Crystal Dynamics

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Chapter 1

Written by- Evelin The Winged

Writer's Comment:

Kain is supposed to be speaking Latin, but I don't know Latin so I snatched up a German dictionary and put in rusty sentences as a little 'stunt double' . And also, I know this chapter is short…

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Raziel: George? You there George?! *crickets* GEORGE! I'm hungry!

George the Sluagh: Yeah yeah, you old coot. *puts a straw into the OLD Wraith's cowl and Raziel start's sucking away* …I should have been a farmer like my father wanted me…

Kain: *snort* Katze auf mein feucht hose. *snort* *snort*

Raziel: Huh? *snooooore*

Moebius: *wets his old wooden walking stick and whacks Raziel* Wake up you old sardine!

Raziel: OW! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *whack* OW! Where was I? Oh yeah! *pinches Moebius*

Moebius: Ow, that hurt! *cries like a baby*

Kain: Weihrauch. *snort*

Raziel: EW! *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Kain: Nackt.

Raziel: You've been watching too much porn!

Moebius: You should stop staring at Raziel.

Raziel: Look, I'm wearing the same thing your wearing-the crap they give us in this stupid home!

Moebius: But back when we were young-ins you just wrapped a piece of cloth around your head and went off running around Nosgoth without pants!

Raziel: Hey, nobody was nice enough to give me any! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *whack* OW!

Moebius: Will you stay awake for once?! Anyway,-

Raziel: Well at least I didn't go streaking in college!

Moebius: Hey! I was young back then!...How did you find out about that?

Raziel: My physical strength may currently be at an all time low, but I have brain power!

Moebius: Huh?

Raziel: Huh?

Moebius: SO?!

Raziel: Oh yeah! I can read your mind. *look's at the clock* Look! Bedtime! * turn's around in his wraith wheel chari ( has rocket's at the end) and zooms out of the room*

George: Hey! Did you forget about me?! *George frowned, shook his head and went to attend to some other old guy who's having trouble going to his room* Thank you for not forgetting about me.

Pan to Umah's Room. (everybody is supposed to be asleep)

Umah: Get out of my room Kain! *throw's him out*

Kain: Ich gesucht an Kerbe!

Umah: PERVERT!  *slam's the door shut*

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So here are the 'translations' for these terrible sentences (I have a feeling that even German speakers won't know what the hell Kain is saying because I haven't had a German class in my life…):

((Katze auf mein feucht hose.)) Is supposed to mean (at least I think) 'Cat in my moist pants.'

((Ich gesucht an Kerbe!)) He said he wanted to score…0_o