Rise of the turtles part 1
TMNT (c) Nikelodeon
This is just a fan fiction, I never really got any permission here, although I thought that it would be funny.
Jerry: Do you ever wonder what the turtles are up to behind he scenes? Well…I was able to access to the backstage of the set and watch the turtles in acting action.
Linda: Jerry, get over here! We're about to shoot!
Jerry: Coming, Linda! Let's start, shall we?
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Direct: Good, your here. Turtles! Get ready.
The turtles run to their positions.
Direct: Hey, where's Splinter?!
Linda: He's in the bathroom, sir. He'll be back soon enough.
Direct: Alright. Take one! Ready, Set, Action!
The turtles stood in their position, preparing to spar. Leo held his katana behind his back. A few seconds later, they were ready. They both jumped up. Accidentally, Leo's katana slip out of his hand and Mikey tangled himself in his nunchucks.
*laughing*
Mikey: Hey, it isn't–ugh–funny!
Leo: Hahahaha! Well it is!
Raph: Uh… a little help here?
Raph's mask was being pinned onto the tree by Leo's katana, it was merely milimeters away from his head. Leo froze and gave a sheepish smile to the camera.
Leo: Uh, hehe, uh, take two?
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Mikey: Aw, yeah! Michelangelo's on the move! *dodges more attacks* You don't know what to do!
Leo: *smirk*
Mikey: How can you stop what you can't even see?
Mikey lunged for Leo. Mikey was about to attack Leo wen Leo used the hilt or handle of his sword to hit Mikey in the stomach. Mikey tumbled and landed on his knee behind Leo.
Mikey: *hurl* *faint*
Leo: Ew!
Raph: Gross!
Donnie: Seriously?!
Direct: MIKEY!
Mikey: Sorry, Sir, ugh, won't happen *hurls* again.
In the background, the other turtles were having all sorts of disgusted looks.
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Donnie expertly spun his bō staff in circles.
Casey: Show off.
Direct: *whispers* Jones, get out of the set or you're fired!
Casey: But–
Direct: Jones, you're not up until the next season. Get out of here!
Casey: Fine. *leaves* ... *comes back* But I still get to kiss April, right?
Direct: Out!
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Raph stretched his neck side to side, cracking it.
Raph: Alright, Donnie, put down the staff, and you'll have extra pizza.
Donnie: *snorts* What?
*laughs*
Direct: Ugh! Cut.
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Leo was down, Raph standing over him.
Splinter: Yummy!
Raph: Say what?
Leo: What did you say?
Jerry: What did he say?
Mikey and Donnie were laughing like it was the last day of their life. Soon, the others followed.
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The turtles and their sensei were having algae and worms.
Jerry: Okay, just how did you get them to do that?
Direct: Mikey made it.
Mikey: *stirs pot of algae and worms* There's a little more algae and worms, if anybody wants it. Anybody? Anybody?
Leo: No thanks.
Raph: I'm good.
...
Direct: Woah, woah, woah, where's Donnie?
They all looked at Donnie's empty seat.
Donnie: *hurls*
Direct: Was that–
Donnie: I'm okay everyone! *hurls* J-just give me a moment.
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Donnie: Wait! Look at that! *points at April*
April walks with Kirby down the side walk.
Donnie: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Raph: Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen?
Mikey: No. There's Linda…Irma…well, it's more like a he—
Direct: Cut!
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At the first Kraang fight…April was reaching out to Donnie when Mikey hit him on the head using is nunchucks. One man ran to Donnie and kicked him in between the legs. Donnie held the area and fell on his knees.
Donnie:Why me?
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Mikey: Dudes! T-That…uh, h-he, he, he, he...he...uh…
Donnie: Mikey…
Mikey: Yes, D?
Donnie: Did you memorize your script?
Mikey: Yeah, why?
Donnie: 'Cuz there's something on your arm. *points at the writing on Mikey's arm*
Mikey: *holds arm close to his chest* Uh…hehe. Take two?
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Splinter: And so your inability to work together allowed them all to get away.
Raph: Well it I didn't waste time arguing with hero-boy, I would've saved them.
Leo: Hey, you hadn't gotten in my way, I could've done it. *turns to Donnie* And you, you went flying off on your own. How smart was that?
Donnie: That would have worked out great if somebody hadn't hit me in the head with his NUNCHUKS!
Mikey: Well—none of this would have happened if—mic hits Mikey in the head— ow!
Direct: Cut.
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Leo: *raises hand* Can I be the leader?
Raph: Why should you be leader? I kicked your butt, I should be leader!
Donnie: Hey, I'm smarter than all you guys put together, it should be me!
Mikey:No way, it should be me!
...
Mikey: I don't really have a reason, I just think it would be me. Plus Ice Cream Kitty said so. *hugs Ice Cream Kitty*
Mutagen Man came into the scene.
Mutanagen Man: It…should…be…Donnie.
Direct: Mutagen Man!
Slash came in.
Slash: I think it should be Raphael.
...
Leo: Oh, so no one's gonna back me up? *crosses arms* Well that's just great.
Linda: Alright you guys, see y'all in the next season. *pushes extras out of the sene*