One day the little toddler Angelica was playing with her cat Fluffy. she liked wrapping the bow around her neck til she choked and then play with her kitty's lipstickit tasted a little salty but she didnt care. Fluffy started mewing alot so Angea powred some milk into a bowl for herfluffy really liked the milk so she lapped it all up and cried for me. Angelica said, "No kitty" but then Fluffy just got pissed off. Fluffy climed her lik a tree and clawed out her eyeballs. The fridge burst open and all of the contents of it spilled out on top of Angelica, and Fluffy began to hump the unopened milk carton. She humped that shit so hard it burst and millooded the kitchen. Blood oozed from Angelica's eyeballs and mixed with the milk. Drew, her father, came in the kitchen, saw Angelica dying on the floor and exclaimed, "OOOHH! STRAWBERRY MILK!" As he got down on his knees and lapped the sweet stuff up. Fluffy got mad and bit off Drew's dick. So there they were, covered in mayonnaise, milk, cat feces and rotted lettuce.
Fluffy become a bloodthirsty warrior, and stalked off to a certain cousins house………………….
THE END?