Hey, guyz, what up? This is going to be posted in both Yu Yu Hakusho and
DBZ so...Have fun
Any Flames will be used to cook my sister.
^_^
The Dark One
Disclaimer- I don't own the following
Simple and Clean (Hikki does)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Dragon Ball Z
Although Vegeta is my slave in most of my stories...ahem...
I do own the Bad Bad Bad Gang.
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Once apon a....uh, time there was a bad group of people who called themselves the Bad Bad Bad Gang. I'm going to refer to them as BBBG. They hatched an evil scheme, in which they would pretend they were a band and play infront of the Information Building while a fellow member snuck in to get information on how to create a machine that takes one person's mind and switches it with anothers. And thus, our story begins....
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"When you walk away
You don't hear me say
PLEASE!!!!" The singer screeched loudly, making the crowd cover their ears and run away.
"These people don't know great talent when they see it." He said through gritted teeth.
"Got it boss." Group Member 1 ran up to him.
"Good, let's go!" He said and the BBBG began packing up, but suddenly a man came up to them.
"Uh, do you guys have an opening in your group?" He asked.
"No sorry, we were just pretending to be a group to steal info from the place." The leader told him patting the wall.
"Oh, ok." He turned around then stopped. "You sure you don't got any openings as a lead singer or something?"
"No, we aren't a real band!" Said Group Member 2.
"Oh, oh yea, ok, ok." He laughed, "But uh, I'm good at playing the guitar."
Suddenly every member of the BBBG started pounding him, and when they were done they left him to lay by himself on the ground.
"Uh, guys! I can play the drums!!"
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At the BBBG's secret hideout located on 111689 s. Kebbley St, see bilboard for better directions, they created an evil machine which of course took the mind of one person and put into another.
"Well, who should we use it on?" The leader asked.
Another member of the group began thinking of replacing his brain with a girls. "Then I could go out with a boy!" Group Member 4 said happily.
The group members stared but decided not to ask.
"I've got an idea, let's use that mean guy from Capsule Corp. Bulma's husband, then we could get money..." Started number 3.
"I could buy my Boyfriend something!" Interrupted number 4.
"Yea, anyway, then we could just use someone from the streets!" Number 3 said.
"That's a horrible idea! But wait...we could use the Briefs man...And then a guy from the streets!" The leader said happily.
"Uh yea." Said number 3.
With that they started phase one of their plans.
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"Onna!! Where's my dinner?" A voice rang out from a certain Capsule Corp. building.
"Get it yourself! Just press that button on food machine!" Bulma Breifs shouted to her lazy mate.
"Make me! I, The Prince of All Saiyans..."
"Blah Blah Blah." Bulma interrupted. "I, The Mate of The Prince of All Saiyans says to get it yourself." With that she left an angry Vegeta to fend for himself.
"Baka Onna." He snorted.
"Ok guys." The leader said watching Vegeta outside, "All we gotta do is get some of their hair."
"AHHHHHH!!" Group member number 4 shouted.
"What?!" The Leader said scared.
"Oh, I just felt like screaming."
"Idiot!!!!" The Leader shouted, "For that you'll be the one to pluck the freak's head!
"Can I keep the tweezers?"
"Yea, sure, whatever!! You do that and we'll be at the park looking for our next victim."
"Yay!!" Number 3 ran in and started looking for Vegeta.
"He'll die, 4, go in with him." Leader said.
"I'm gonna get raped!!!!" He cried, and followed 3.
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"Damn you!" A certain half-Koorime's voice rang out through the park. "Get away from me." Hiei was sitting in his tree minding his own business when a certain annoying man came to bother him.
"Oh ok, alright, ok, but uh, I got a pillow, I'll go up there, start a fire, and we can share stories." The annoying man said.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Hiei yelled. "I"LL KILL YOU!!"
"But uh...."
The BBBG heard all of this commotion and ran over. "Him!! Let's use him!" The leader cried happily pointing at the annoying man.
"I'm going to kill you!!" Hiei came down at the man and started punching him while number 2 ran up to get some hair, and he "accidentily" pulled Hiei's. But Hiei didn't notice, he was too busy enjoying himself.
Then Number 3 ran up to them, holding Vegeta's hair.
"Where's number 4?" Number 2 asked.
"He's playing with Trunks, because he bribed him. He said, 'Play with me and I'll give you money.'"
"Oh." Leader said. "Well he'll come back soon, let's go back to the secret hideout. Suddenly he shouted, "Located at 111689 s. Kebbley St!!!!" With that they left Hiei to kill the annoying man.
"But, I've got lotsa stories."
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"Ok, we'll wait til' 2 in the morning, by then they should both be asleep, if not then....Too bad." Leader said.
They waited til' two, doing nothing, just sitting there watching the clock.
"Ok, it's two, put the hair in machine."
Number 3 and 2 pulled out the hair. "Wait that annoying guy has bright green hair, that hair is black."
**
The annoying man lay's on the ground in the park.
"I never had this much fun with Frieza!"
The green haired freak laid back down on the ground.
**
'Uh...rabies?" Said Number 2 quickly.
"Oh yea, that'll do it." They put the hair inside and in an a few minutes a paper came out the machine, it read:
Mind's switched.
"Yay!!!!!!" They yelled in unison, and went to bed.
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Hiei had been fast asleep at Kurama's house, in a chair across the room from him.
(A/N-This is a non-Yaoi story, gomen)
And Vegeta had been in bed next to Bulma.
But now that they've switched places....
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How was chapter one? Please review!!
The Dark One
Any Flames will be used to cook my sister.
^_^
The Dark One
Disclaimer- I don't own the following
Simple and Clean (Hikki does)
Yu Yu Hakusho
Dragon Ball Z
Although Vegeta is my slave in most of my stories...ahem...
I do own the Bad Bad Bad Gang.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Once apon a....uh, time there was a bad group of people who called themselves the Bad Bad Bad Gang. I'm going to refer to them as BBBG. They hatched an evil scheme, in which they would pretend they were a band and play infront of the Information Building while a fellow member snuck in to get information on how to create a machine that takes one person's mind and switches it with anothers. And thus, our story begins....
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"When you walk away
You don't hear me say
PLEASE!!!!" The singer screeched loudly, making the crowd cover their ears and run away.
"These people don't know great talent when they see it." He said through gritted teeth.
"Got it boss." Group Member 1 ran up to him.
"Good, let's go!" He said and the BBBG began packing up, but suddenly a man came up to them.
"Uh, do you guys have an opening in your group?" He asked.
"No sorry, we were just pretending to be a group to steal info from the place." The leader told him patting the wall.
"Oh, ok." He turned around then stopped. "You sure you don't got any openings as a lead singer or something?"
"No, we aren't a real band!" Said Group Member 2.
"Oh, oh yea, ok, ok." He laughed, "But uh, I'm good at playing the guitar."
Suddenly every member of the BBBG started pounding him, and when they were done they left him to lay by himself on the ground.
"Uh, guys! I can play the drums!!"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
At the BBBG's secret hideout located on 111689 s. Kebbley St, see bilboard for better directions, they created an evil machine which of course took the mind of one person and put into another.
"Well, who should we use it on?" The leader asked.
Another member of the group began thinking of replacing his brain with a girls. "Then I could go out with a boy!" Group Member 4 said happily.
The group members stared but decided not to ask.
"I've got an idea, let's use that mean guy from Capsule Corp. Bulma's husband, then we could get money..." Started number 3.
"I could buy my Boyfriend something!" Interrupted number 4.
"Yea, anyway, then we could just use someone from the streets!" Number 3 said.
"That's a horrible idea! But wait...we could use the Briefs man...And then a guy from the streets!" The leader said happily.
"Uh yea." Said number 3.
With that they started phase one of their plans.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"Onna!! Where's my dinner?" A voice rang out from a certain Capsule Corp. building.
"Get it yourself! Just press that button on food machine!" Bulma Breifs shouted to her lazy mate.
"Make me! I, The Prince of All Saiyans..."
"Blah Blah Blah." Bulma interrupted. "I, The Mate of The Prince of All Saiyans says to get it yourself." With that she left an angry Vegeta to fend for himself.
"Baka Onna." He snorted.
"Ok guys." The leader said watching Vegeta outside, "All we gotta do is get some of their hair."
"AHHHHHH!!" Group member number 4 shouted.
"What?!" The Leader said scared.
"Oh, I just felt like screaming."
"Idiot!!!!" The Leader shouted, "For that you'll be the one to pluck the freak's head!
"Can I keep the tweezers?"
"Yea, sure, whatever!! You do that and we'll be at the park looking for our next victim."
"Yay!!" Number 3 ran in and started looking for Vegeta.
"He'll die, 4, go in with him." Leader said.
"I'm gonna get raped!!!!" He cried, and followed 3.
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"Damn you!" A certain half-Koorime's voice rang out through the park. "Get away from me." Hiei was sitting in his tree minding his own business when a certain annoying man came to bother him.
"Oh ok, alright, ok, but uh, I got a pillow, I'll go up there, start a fire, and we can share stories." The annoying man said.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Hiei yelled. "I"LL KILL YOU!!"
"But uh...."
The BBBG heard all of this commotion and ran over. "Him!! Let's use him!" The leader cried happily pointing at the annoying man.
"I'm going to kill you!!" Hiei came down at the man and started punching him while number 2 ran up to get some hair, and he "accidentily" pulled Hiei's. But Hiei didn't notice, he was too busy enjoying himself.
Then Number 3 ran up to them, holding Vegeta's hair.
"Where's number 4?" Number 2 asked.
"He's playing with Trunks, because he bribed him. He said, 'Play with me and I'll give you money.'"
"Oh." Leader said. "Well he'll come back soon, let's go back to the secret hideout. Suddenly he shouted, "Located at 111689 s. Kebbley St!!!!" With that they left Hiei to kill the annoying man.
"But, I've got lotsa stories."
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"Ok, we'll wait til' 2 in the morning, by then they should both be asleep, if not then....Too bad." Leader said.
They waited til' two, doing nothing, just sitting there watching the clock.
"Ok, it's two, put the hair in machine."
Number 3 and 2 pulled out the hair. "Wait that annoying guy has bright green hair, that hair is black."
**
The annoying man lay's on the ground in the park.
"I never had this much fun with Frieza!"
The green haired freak laid back down on the ground.
**
'Uh...rabies?" Said Number 2 quickly.
"Oh yea, that'll do it." They put the hair inside and in an a few minutes a paper came out the machine, it read:
Mind's switched.
"Yay!!!!!!" They yelled in unison, and went to bed.
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Hiei had been fast asleep at Kurama's house, in a chair across the room from him.
(A/N-This is a non-Yaoi story, gomen)
And Vegeta had been in bed next to Bulma.
But now that they've switched places....
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How was chapter one? Please review!!
The Dark One