Seattle in Cleveland
Elka comes downstairs to find Joy skyping to her friend Daphne...
Elka: who you talking too?
Joy: oh I made a new friend
Elka: is she desperate?
Joy does evil look at Elka!
Joy: no! She can't sleep so I thought I would talk to her apparently she's married to a psychiatrist and she has a little boy makes me feel old
Elka: you are old!
Joy: not as old as you though (laughs)
Elka: you're lucky iam in a good mood or I would of hit you!
Victoria comes down...
Victoria: well hello my beautiful people guess what today is?
Joy: Monday!
Victoria: yes but it is also the day I get my script for that new tv show the Victoria Chase show!
Joy: please don't tell me thats not another cheesy talk show!
Victoria: no darling its just a show about me!
Joy: oh right!
Elka to Joy: i'll give a week!
(Suddenly Joy,Elka and Victoria hear a scream from upstairs...
Melanie runs downstairs..
Melanie: oh my god please no!
Joy: have you got chickenpox?
Elka: that looks like chickenpox to me do they itch?
Melanie: yeah!
Elka: yeah you have the pox!
Melanie: but iam going to meet my boyfriend in an hour what do I do?
Victoria: well you can't go like that!
Melanie: well dur!
Melanie: what do I do?
Victoria: maybe a little make up might help!
2 hours later...
Melanie: oh my god what have you done!
Victoria: oh dear!
Melanie: I look like a clown!
Joy (shakes head)
Elka: its an improvement!
Melanie: oh can I take this make up off it itches!
Joy: no Melanie don't itch you're spot you're leave scars!
Melanie: but they itch!
Elka (throws vinegar over Melanie!)
Melanie: OUCH!
Joy: well I better get back to Skype iam talking to this women who lives in Seattle she's married to a psychiatrist iam going to ask her to come here!
Victoria: oh ask if she's heard of me the amazing Victoria Chase!
Joy: i'll ask!
Melanie: iam going to bed eww yuk I smell like fish and chips!
Joy: better get a bath first!
Melanie: right!
A couple of hours later...
On skype...
Joy: I don't know what to do she keeps picking on me what would you do?
Daphne: Tell her where to go it always works when Martin is picking on me!
Joy: and how old is Martin?
Daphne: oh he's in his 70s!
Joy: 70s um!
Daphne: why?
Joy: is he married?
Daphne: yes to Ronny!
Joy: oh!
Daphne: so when do you want us to come?
Joy: us?
Daphne: yes well I thought it might be a nice outing for all of us!
Joy: well you can't stay here we don't have enough beds!
Daphne: oh we'll get a hotel to stay in don't worry!
Joy: oh ok well i'll see you tomorrow!
Daphne: bye!
Joy ( logs off Skype and goes to bed)
The next day!
Elka (screams)
Melanie (runs into Elka's room) you ok?
Elka: i've got you're pox!
Melanie: oh my god iam so sorry!
Joy (comes into Elka's room) whats going on Daphne is coming soon oh my god have you got chickenpox?
Elka: what does it look like I drew dot to dot on myself?
Joy (does an evil at Elka)
Melanie: well you can't let Daphne come here her son might get chickenpox!
Joy: yes true i'll just Skype her and see if he's already had it
Melanie: would be best
Victoria comes into Elka's room...
Victoria: why is everybody in here?
Melanie: Elka has chickenpox!
Victoria: did't you have chickenpox when you where little?
Elka: no never!
A couple of hours later...
Daphne: hello is anybody here?
Joy: oh hi!
Daphne: are you alright?
Joy: yes erm have you ever had chickenpox?
Daphne: yes ages ago why?
Joy: has you're son ever had it?
Daphne: yes!
Joy: oh good!
Daphne: why?
Joy: we have an out break of it here!
Daphne: oh no!
Joy: I know!
Niles: hello everyone!
Joy: hello Niles!
Joy: hello Joy!
David: daddy daddy who is that lady?
Niles: well hello David!
Joy: hello David wow he's getting big!
Daphne: yes he's 5 soon!
Joy: wow!
David: Mummy look that old lady has warts!
Elka: I do not I have chickenpox!
Niles: should't you been in bed with that?
Elka: why would I want to go to bed!
Niles: you have a illness you should be in bed!
Elka: do you hear me cough? (coughs in Nile's face)
David: you bad lady you leave my daddy alone!
Joy: you lot better come in no fun hanging out here!
Daphne: yes thank you!
Joy: have you booked you're hotel yet?
Daphne: no not yet!
Joy: you better get to it!
Daphne: we will!
Victoria comes in...
Victoria: well hell!
Daphne (smiles) hello!
Frasier (knocks on the door)
Joy: oh hello Frasier iam Joy!
Frasier: well hello Joy this is my father Martin and this is Roz!
David: uncle Frasier!
Daphne: hello Roz!
Roz: hey Daphne!
Joy: let me introduce everyone This is Victoria and this is Elka!
Roz: please to meet you!
Victoria: iam Victoria Chase iam an actress perhaps you've heard of me?
Roz: no sorry I don't think so!
Later that night...
Everybody was in the lounge watching tv...
Victoria: turn it over I want to watch this channel!
Frasier: ohh I was watching that!
Victoria: you are boring!
Frasier: oh dare you I am not boring!
Victoria: you wanna take this outside baldy!
Frasier: well I never! (storms off outside)
In the kitchen Joy was showing pictures of herself to Daphne..
Joy: and this is me dressed up as Lady gaga!
Daphne: haha you look good!
Joy: thanks!
David comes in..
David: mummy I can't sleep!
Daphne: aww why?
David: theres monsters in my wardrobe!
Daphne: well we will just have to tell they to go away won't we?
David: yes mummy!
Daphne: iam going to take David to bed you don't mind do you?
Joy: of course not! Good night David!
David: good night auntie Joy!
Joy: good night David!
Melanie comes in...
Melanie: hey Joy!
Joy: oh hello!
Melanie: wheres Daphne?
Joy: taking David too bed you know sometimes I wish I could have another child I guess I just miss my son
Melanie: aww (hugs Joy) why don't you ring him?
Joy: I could ok I will thank you!
Melanie: any time!
Martin (comes in) hey Joy!
Joy: erm can you leave please iam just making a private phone call!
Martin: oh right get ya!
Meanwhile outside...
Frasier: how dare she call me bald i've got plenty of hair left!
Niles: ohh Frasier calm down!
Frasier: how can I when that women called me bald!
Niles: well its getting late are you coming inside?
Frasier: maybe later Niles!
Niles: suite yourself!
The next morning...
Joy: morning guys how did everyone sleep?
Roz: bad!
Joy: why?
Roz: my bed felt like hard!
Joy: maybe you could sleep in Elka's bed!
Elka: she's not having my bed no way where would I sleep?
Roz: its ok Joy I don't need her bed i'll sleep on the couch!
David: auntie Roz you can have my bed!
Roz: aww David thats soo sweet but where will you sleep?
David: will sleep with mummy and daddy!
Daphne (looks at Niles) maybe we should find a hotel after all!
Niles: yes very good idea Daphne!
Victoria: erm Frasier about yesterday I did't mean to call baldy I was just cross iam sorry!
Frasier: well we all say things that are a bit childish at some point in our lives apology accepted!
A few hours later...
Ring ring ring ring...
Niles: hello Niles Crane here oh my no ok we will be home very soon I promise!
Daphne: whats happened?
Niles: Daphne I think you had better sit down for this
Daphne: why whats wrong?
Niles: its you're mother she's been in an accident!
Daphne: oh no (starts crying) do they know if she'll make it?
Niles: I don't know
To Be Continued...