For your reading (or singing) pleasure, a little seasonal silliness that came to me: on a chilly December afternoon. Enjoy!
The Twelve Days of Extreme Xmas
I.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
My very own naked mole rat.
II.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
III.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
IV.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
V.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
VI.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
VII.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
VIII.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Eight plots self-foiling,
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
IX.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Nine Barkins barking,
Eight plots self-foiling,
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
X.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Ten Kimmunicators,
Nine Barkins barking,
Eight plots self-foiling,
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
XI.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Eleven henchmen henching,
Ten Kimmunicators,
Nine Barkins barking,
Eight plots self-foiling,
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
XII.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me:
Twelve cheer squads cheering,
Eleven henchmen henching,
Ten Kimmunicators,
Nine Barkins barking,
Eight plots self-foiling,
Seven Club Bananas,
Six lairs exploding,
Five cocoa moos!
Four Bueno Nachos,
Three Slurpsters,
Two flying cars,
And my very own naked mole rat.
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