Red vs. Blue: The CLAMP Chronicles
By: wchan39
Well, after a long hiatus (and many fics I left still unfinished), I got this weird idea and decided to write it. Hope my writing didn't get rusty now (or in the near future) from the hiatus.
Oh, and there's some swearing and violence in this but nothing too extreme.
DISCLAIMER: All CLAMP characters that appears in this fic belongs to CLAMP (obviously), Red vs. Blue belongs to Rooster Teeth and finally, Halo is owned by Bungie and Microsoft.
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PROLOGUE AND INTRODUCTIONS
The camera finally stopped being static and shows three young men standing in front of a small grass field with a military base in the background.
"Hi, my name is Kamui Shirou from the angsty, bloody series X/1999."
"I'm Hideki Motosuwa from Chobits! It's my pleasure to meet you"
"And I'm Syaoran from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. You may have also seen my younger, cuter and magical alternate self in Cardcaptor Sakura."
Then, Kamui took a step forward.
"Now that we got the introductions out of the way, we're here to talk to you about an upcoming fan fiction series we and a lot more characters will be in eventually."
"This time, it'll be a crossover series between a lot of CLAMP characters, the Xbox first-person shooting game series, Halo and the popular web series Red vs. Blue!"
"In this story, a whole bunch of us CLAMP characters are getting sick and tired of being messed around, tortured, inflicted with a lot of excruciating pain..."
"Basically 'abused' in a nutshell." Syaoran added.
"Right! By both the villains in our respective series or by our evil female quartet of creators!"
"And after a long and gruesome argument, CLAMP decided to let us settle this once and for all."
"That's right! By having the abused and the abusers fight it out..."
"...Except that we can't use our powers from our respective series..."
"Which I don't have." Hideki muttered.
"...And we're can only use the weapons and the multiplayer map Blood Gulch (also known as Coagulation) of the Halo series."
"Which is basically a boxed in canyon in the middle of nowhere on some alien planet!"
"And we'll getting these cool SPARTAN armour with the colour of our choice! Hideki added.
"Well, that's basically all the time we got here. So join us next time at the first chapter of Red vs. Blue: The CLAMP Chronicles!"
"And we'll be meeting our new recruits too..."
Suddenly, an explosion went off behind the trio.
"SON OF A BITCH!" The trio screamed as they duck for cover.
Then, a massive tank rolled up into view, with Fuuma Monou behind the controls and Eriol Hiiragizawa sitting on of the tank, with a sniper rifle in hand.
"Hehehe...I think I'm enjoying this already..." Fuuma mused as he load up another cannon round ready to fire.
"What the hell are you two doing here?" Kamui yelled out his 'Twin Star' while he and his teammates hide behind a rock (which appeared from out of nowhere) from the heavy gunfire, "You're not supposed to be here till the next chapter!"
Then Eriol answered (and firing a few rounds from his sniper rifle), "Well, we realised that seeing how we can't be 'evil' and screw up with your minds and stuff, so we decided to put all that into kicking your asses with heavy artillery!"
Hideki sighs.
"It's gonna be one of those stories again..."
"Anyway," Syaoran cut in as her face the viewers while Kamui and Hideki returned fire with their assault rifles, "The moral of this story is...wait! There's no moral! Screw it! Hope to see you in the upcoming first chapter, this is Syaoran signing off! Now, where's the hell is that rocket launcher..."
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Well, there's the introduction. So what do you think? Hope it gave you a good impression of this new fic series I'll be writing. Don't worry, there will be more characters appearing throughout the course of this story. Just tell me your first impression when you review. If you like it, that's good. If you don't like it...at least tell me why and not pointless stuff like 'This sucks!' or 'I hate you! So therefore this story sucks!'
I should have the first chapter out in a few days so...see you there!
wchan39