Hey guys Fae Tail here with a small collection of one piece soap opera bits hope you enjoy and please review and let me know what you think.
"Luffy, I'm pregnant and you might not be the father."Cried Nami
"If I'm not the father Nami then who is."
"The father is Dragon" dun dun dun
"Nami how could you."
"I couldn't help it Luffy there's something so attractive about an older man."
Meanwhile on the other side of the ship.
"I have your test results back Brook." Said a very serious chopper
"Tell me doctor what do I have."
"Brook I am afraid the cancer is back and it has spread to your Afro."
dun dun dun
"How long do I have doctor."
"A year at the most, but we might still have a small chance."
"Oh please tell me how doctor."
"I am afraid we have to amputate."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Down in the mens quarters
"Zoro we need to talk."Said a visibly upset Sanji
"What about."
"I found the drugs in your dresser."
"Sanji I can explain"
"Save it I'm not going to watch you hurt yourself again" Sanji turned to leave
"Wait love cook I can change."
"Don't you love cook me I can't go through this again good by my muscular marimo."
Robin sits in laws office waiting for the news
"Robin I am afraid I have some bad news."
"Tell me I can take it"
"I am afraid you have a rare condition known as a split uterus.
"What does this mean."
"It means that your pregnant and both Usopp and Luffy are the fathers "
dun dun dun
down in the engine room of the ship we see a panicked Ussop holding a pair of pliers
"Frankie can you hear me."
"I'm here Usopp now listen you need to cut the red wire or the ship will blow up."
"I can't Frankie I"m color blind"
DUN DUN DUN
Next week on as the new world turns
We see robin going into labor and the doctor hand her a baby only to reveal it has green hair.
Zoro how could you both Sanji and Nami scream as they run from the room in tears.
Have to say writing this make me lol hope you enjoyed it and please review to let me know what you thought