Hellsing and Maximum Ride Challenge

by Jarl of the North

Like the title says. Read for more details. If you don't... *pulls out Alucard's Jackal* Let's just say that you'll be paid a visit by the really big f*cking gun fairy who leaves bloody corpses in the beds of every house she visits.

Hey everybody, it's NOT chuggaaconroy (yes, I like this Let's Player. Who doesn't? {random person raises hand})

(JotN: {rolls eyes, takes out smaller version of Alucard's Jackal and shoots random person in the leg})

(Random person: {screaming like a little girl as he rolls in the dirt})

Now then (claps hands enthusiastically), I have a little proposition for those of you willing to take the risk (grins evilly). And yes, I have been taking evil grin lessons from Alucard. He's quite the teacher. I just wish that he'd stop trying to blow my head off whenever I make a mistake... wait. Back on track.

Anyways, as you should all know if you read the God damn description or title (for those of you who didn't, go back and do it now before I blow your f*cking head off), this is a challenge for Maximum Ride and Hellsing. I'd do it myself, but I tend to like my stories to connect, and my OC's planned out for each series... well... let's just say that they wouldn't mix that well together. So, I am entrusting the duty to you who are willing to accept such a challenge. For those of you who do, here are my rules:

1. Must take place some time during or before MAX. The public now knows of the flock due to Fang's blog, and... well... let's say that as a result, both Hellsing and Iscariot have taken an interest in the flock's abilities.

2. Who the rest of the flock joins or if they manage to stay out of it is up to you, but Max must join Hellsing. Be it willingly or forced, that's up to you. (Alucard appears behind JotN, grinning evilly at Max.)

3. (the reason Alucard was grinning evilly at Max) Alucard must make Max a second fledgeling for when she joins Hellsing. (Max and Integra glare at JotN). Oh, don't give me that look. Integra, I'm giving you a majorly powerful warrior! What else do you want? And Max, you'll be even stronger as a vampire! F*cking immortal! No one would be able to even touch the flock!

4. Max must have the occasional "problem" with Seras (type is up to you), and must have extreme amounts of bloodlust in battle to the point where she either brutally mutilates them or outright tortures them. Fights with either twin guns or with her fists.

5. Flock is bothered by Max's new violent tendancies in fights.

6. Must be rated M for language and violence and blood and gore.

7. PM me if you accept my challenge.

Alucard: (tips hat) Now that our work here is done... have a good evening, Jarl of the North.

JotN: (bows) And a good evening to you, Alucard. (turns to audience) All right, maggots. Follow the rules above if you accept the challenge otherwise I'll declare it null and void. (swirls of darkness consume both JotN and Alucard) JotN OUT, BITCHES!