Paradox
A Harry Potter fanfic.
By: Wingyin87
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Cuz if I did, why would I be writing fantiction? Stupid dum-dums.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were thrown roughly into a prison in Askaban, robbed of their wands, or cloaks. They both shivered in the bitter wind, but even the combination of Askaban and dementors, couldn't dampen their high spirits.
Why?
If you just killed Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, and Severus Snape, you can't help but be happy.
"Aren't you guys supposed to put us into separate cells?" Hermione asked, innocently.
"No," spat Dawlish. "this place is already filled to the brim with freaks like you!"
Harry couldn't help but retaliated, "Look at your self, Dawlish, and see who's the freak!"
Hermione chucked a stone at his head. He left saying, "You dementors! Two of you in front of this cell!"
Harry said, "I wonder how Voldemort's gonna kill us. He'd probably just unleash some dementors and then kill us."
Hermione agreed. "Yeah."
"Well, but at least we did what we were supposed to do."
"Nice Sectumsempra curse there Harry, anyway."
"Got plenty of practice on Malfoy and Snape."
She just snickered.
Harry stilled, "He's coming."
"Lovely, great, can't wait."
Voldmort burst into the small cell.
"You little....."
"Hey Voldy!" Harry and Hermione yelled.
"You'll pay for that. Murdering my most valued supporters. I'll show you."
"I'm sure you will, Voldy," she said, "but you don't really hve any Horcruxes left, so you're mortal, so..."
She drifted off, and Harry smirked.
"Don't you want to know how we killed all your supporters?"
"Yes, in fact, I do."
Hermione said, "We killed Bellatrix and Lucius with the lovely killing curse you favor, and....."
Harry picked up the sentence, "Then we used Snape's own invention against him."
She piped, "It was luscious."
Voldemort glared at both of them. "Tommorow, you will both have the Kiss performed on you, them I will kill you." With that, he swept out of the dungeon.
Harry and Hermione fell over laughing.
"We should've know." he sneered.
"Who would've thought?," she chortled.
And they were both laughing on the way to the realm of death and beyond.