Rick and Twily
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Inside a crib...an infant unicorn filly rested. Two hooves reached in and picked her up. The ancient white-haired Stallion smiled down on her. The infant opened an eye and smiled. "Grandpa!" she squeaked.
The old pony chuckled, "Wow, only been in the world a day...already speaking words...yep, your going to be a smart one Twilight...I hope to see you soon-
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Rick Sanchez cursed as a nurse sounded the alarm. He kiss the giggling infant on the head and lays her back down in the crib. "I promise, I'll see you soon...that restraining order and your parents can go suck it!"
And with that he jumps out the window- and into a high speed chase...that naturally ends with the town in flames...
Shining armor just shakes his head at the whole thing, "Your not going to ruin another life old man...even if it kills me...Twilight will NEVER be another Morty..."
...many years later...
"Just an old pony-tale?! Make friends!?" Exclaimed Twilight Sparkle annoyed. Spike shrugged, "That was Princess Celestia's orders...what can you do?"
Twilight shook her head annoyed, "I'll tell you what 'I can do'! I'm going to who I should've gone to with this in the first place! The one person guaranteed to have a solution!"
Spike paled, "No- No Twilight! You can't! You been forbidden by not only your family, but Princess Celestia!"
Twilight shook her head, "Grandpa Rick IS my family too Spike...and I'm sure he'll have a far better solution than 'Make friends.'"
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"Yeah, you need to go make friends." Said Rick flatly. "HUBBAH- WHAT?!" Exclaimed a surprised and confused twilight...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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