GW: Well, here's my other parody along with my four others. Please enjoy the first chapter which introduces our favorite psycho girl, Mion Sonozaki!

Mion: Alright! Let's get the show on the road!

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No Business Like Show Business

An Eggy Cartoon

Stewie & Mion Sonozaki in

Someone's in the Kitchen! Directed by Master Yo

A football-headed baby was happily playing in his playpen. He was wearing a yellow shirt, red overalls and sneakers. He was Stewie Griffin. His mother, Louis, came to him and patted him on the head.

"Mommy's going to the store, darling. But I'm leaving you with your friend, Mion." The woman walked over to where a girl was standing. She had long green hair wrapped in a ponytail and green eyes. She wore a yellow t-shirt, blue jeans with a white sweater tied around her waist, and sneakers. She was Mion Sonozaki.

"She going to take very, very good care of you, because if she doesn't…" Louis then said very sternly as she pointed to Mion, "she's going back to the underground torture chamber."

"P-please! Don't worry! Whatever you say! Yes, sir! Aye, aye, captain! Okey dokey. I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or a sister-" The teen was cut off when Louis slammed the door in her face. "Ouch! Or my cousin. Or a deranged uncle. Or a cousin twice removed…"

As the girl kept speaking, Stewie noticed something in the kitchen: a jar of cookies. "Cookie," he said as he tipped over the playpen and made his way to the kitchen.

"…Or my mom's grandmother's crazy cousin. Or a twin sister-" She stopped when she saw the baby in the kitchen, climbing up the kitchen drawers. Mion screamed in panic.

"I'll save you, Stewie!" she yelled, running into the kitchen.

"Cookie," the baby said as he knocked a rolling pin into an oncoming Mion. "Don't burn yourself!" the girl said just as she stepped on the rolling pin and started to roll around the room, screaming.

As she rolled around the room, the baby knocked a teapot on her head. "Ow! Hey, where are the lights!? It's dark in here!"

Stewie then kicked open the oven just as Mion rolled in and closed the door. Stewie then used his foot unintentionally to turn the oven heat to Hades-hot.

"Cookie!" Stewie crawled across some plates in the sink. His face slipped under the water but he lifted it up and accidentally turns on the tap and water starts spilling onto the floor. The soap also falls down to the floor. The oven sign turns to 'well done' and Mion bursts out trailing smoke, screaming aloud.

The poor teen then slips on the soap and shoots into the air and the soap flies across the kitchen and ricochets of the door handle and hits Meowth flinging him up to the clock pendulum. The green-haired girl falls back and slides across the kitchen and ends up with her fingers in the power supply, getting zapped.

In trying to escape, she head-butts the wall with the teapot and dislodges a shelf that has all the pots and pans falling on her head. As she lies in pain, bottle of hot sauce falls into the spout of the teapot.

"Cookie!" Stewie chirps from the clock. Mion, with her head on fire shoots out of the teapot and across the kitchen, only to end up with an ironing board in her mouth, which folds up into the wall.

Stewie swings from the clock to a shelf, which falls down on top of a box on the shelf, catapulting a box of knives through the air.

The baby lands on a plunger and bounces up to the fridge. The plunger flies through the air and lodges itself in a toaster, which then falls over. Mion bursts out of the fold up ironing board in a 'Ta-Da' pose.

"I'm here-- AAAAAAAHHHH!!" she screamed when she saw the knives flying towards her, which, luckily, lodge themselves in the wall around her. One barely missed her ponytail and a meat-cleaver hits the wall between her legs. The toaster then fires the plunger at the haphazard girl and sticks to her face. "Just great," she mumbles.

As she struggles to get it off, she ends up flying across the kitchen and removes it in mid air. Her momentary pleasure is forgotten as she crashes into the vacuum cleaner, which then begins to pump her full of air. When she looks more like a balloon, she starts to deflate, flying around the kitchen breaking crockery and eventually hitting the fridge, lodging her head underneath.

As she struggles to get free she dislodges Stewie, who falls from the top of the fridge with his cookie. Mion lifts the fridge of her head with her adrenaline strength.

"Cookie!" Stewie cried happily as he held to his cookie. Seeing that the baby is safe, the Sonozaki girl holds the child in her hands. Mion suddenly realizes there is an unsupported fridge above her head that proves the law of gravity…

CRASH! The fridge door opens to reveal Mion with birds flying around her head.

Just then, a buzzer sounds and we see that the two are actually on a set. The director, a panda named Master Yo, goes onto the set with an annoyed look. "Cut! Cut! CUT!!" he yells.

"What's wrong with the take this time?" Stewie said, losing his cute speech in place of an annoyed British tone.

"Nothing with you, Stewie. You were perfect," mentions Yo. "It's Mion. She keeps blowing her lines. Mion..."

The panda grabs one of the birds. "What's this?"

"A…bird?" responded the teen.

"A BIRD! That's the problem!" said Yo. "Mion, read the script. Look what it says. It says, 'Teen takes clunk. Teen sees stars.' Not birds- STARS! Can we lose the playback, please? You're killing me, girl! Killing me!"

The playback stopped playing as Stewie stomped off angrily. "For God's sakes, woman! How many times must we do this damn scene? Panda-man! I'll be in my trailer! Taking a nap!"

Stewie went past underneath a woman's dress, scaring her. "Pardon me," the baby said as he walked into his trailer.

"My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess! Clean this set up. And get her out of there. Or seal her up in it. Lose the lights. And take a break. It's lunchtime!" Master Yo shouts as he walks off the set with Mion worriedly following him.

"Please, sir! I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time."

"Mion, I've dropped that on your head 23 times already!"

"I can take it though. Don't worry about me."

"I'm not worried about you! I'm worried about the refrigerator!" Yo said angrily.

Mion takes out a brick, though I have no idea what she's doing with a brick. "I can give you stars! Look!" The green-haired girl smashed the hammer on her head, yet what appears are spirals. "Look!" She smashed it again and bells appear. "LOOK!" She smashed it over and over, but the stars still don't appear as both actress and director walked into a trailer.

As the crew left the set, no one noticed six kids and two tigers watching the scene. The first had short silver hair and amber eyes. She was wearing a blue hoodie, blue jeans, sneakers, a silver bracelet, and a flower-shaped necklace. The weird thing were grey wolf ears coming out of her head. She was Glowworm666.

The second one was a monkey-hybrid boy with brown ears and tail with brown shaggy hair on his cheeks, hands, and feet. He wore a black shirt with a blue hoodie, black baggy jeans, and white and black sneakers. He was Monkeyboy, GW's little brother.

A girl and boy, along with two tigers, stood next to each other behind the hybrids. The boy had spiky yellow hair and wore a red shirt with black stripes, black pants, and sneakers. He was Calvin. His tiger had orange fur with a white belly and paws. He was Hobbes.

The girl next to Calvin had short dark brown hair and wore a black tee with an angry girl on it and the words, 'You Should See Me When the Meds Are Working,' black pants, and sneakers. She was Kira. Her tiger has a pure white tiger with black stripes. She was Feral, Hobbes' girlfriend.

The last two were two cynical-looking girls. One had long brown hair that wore glasses, an orange shirt under a green jacket, a black skirt, and large black boots. She was Daria Morgendorffer.

Next to her was a girl with short black hair and wearing a long black shirt under a red jacket, a black skirt, and black boots. She was Jane Lane.

Glowworm and her friends stared dryly at the scene that played out.

"Idiots," the wolf-girl deadpanned as she took a sip of her root beer while her pals nodded.

Jane: Well, aren't you a load of optimism, wolfie

GW: None of you guys are exactly jumping for joy either. Watch out for the next chapters. And read & review.