Naruto and Sasuke rushed into the woods, hand in hand. The war was over and they were once again on the same side. The relief from this had caused Naruto to profess his love across a random, busy street in the middle of the Leaf Village.
It snowballed from there.
Now, they were so focused on each other that they didn't hear the footsteps coming from eleven sets of feet.
A quirky looking man in purple stepped out into the small clearing-like area followed by five children and five adults. A sour little girl pointed to the two intertwined, completely distracted ninjas.
"What's that, Mr. Wonka?"
The quirky man made a face and said, very matter-of-factly, "That is called yaoi, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
A/N: Ah, crack. I hope you all enjoyed it, I know I did. Feel free to drop me a line and lemme know what you thought!