Disclaimer: I do not own the movie or the characters. The only thing I own is the plot. Kayley Taylor helped me write this chapter.

"Hello, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to Jeopardy!" says Alex Trebek.

Camera zooms in on the three contestants.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!" screams an overexcited girl in the audience. "OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S REALLY WILL!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

"That's right!" Alex responds, slightly scared. "The contestants this week are… Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann."

Camera scans the three. First to Jack who is wobbling and trying to stay in place, obviously drunk. Next, to Elizabeth, smiling pretty. Finally to Will who is smiling uncomfortably and tapping his fingers.

Alex begins to speak again. "Okay, let's name the categories."

Room grows quiet.

"First category is… Fashion. It covers the history of fashion!"

"Second category is… Would You Like Fries With That? This category asks questions about fast food."

"AHHH!! I LOVE FAST FOOD!!! BUT I LOVE WILL MORE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screams the creepy fan girl again.

Will's eyes widen. He scoots a little closer to Elizabeth.

"Uh, right," Alex says. "Moving on. The third category is called… Presidents."

"What the heck is that one about?" asks Will.

"Uh, presidents," Alex replies.

"Oh, right! Hahaha! Hahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Will abruptly stops laughing and his face becomes serious. Elizabeth's head tilts..

"Please excuse Will," she jumps in. "He is on heavy medication for his allergies."

Audience nods in understanding.

"I LOVE YOU BABY!!!! I ALWAYS WILL!!!!" Creepy Fan Girl stands up in her seat and continues shouting. "YOU'RE AMAZING!!!"

"Sit down!" Alex Trebek demands.

Creepy Fan Girl sits.

"Thank you," Alex says with a fake smile. "Okay, fourth category is titled… The Neglectful Parents Who Left Their Kids To Go Pirating. It asks questions about… well… it's self explanitory."

"Well rum makes everything better!" Captain Jack Sparrow shouts out.

He lifts a bottle of rum and takes a long drink.

"WHOOO!" Jack swallows.

"Please, no more interruptions!" Alex shouts angrily. "Ok, fifth category… Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better. It covers the experiences our contestants went through aboard the Black Pearl."

"What does that have to do with the title?" asks a member of the audience.

"Nothing, I, uh, just wanted to use that title," Alex responds sheepishly. "Okay, finally, the last category is… Rum. That should be easy for you, eh?" He pats Jack on the shoulder.

Jack falls over. He stands up, blinking and dazed, a few moments later.

"He's all right!" Alex says in relief. "Alright, because of all of our interruptions, we are out of time. So, we will continue this episode next week. Have a good night everybody!"

"I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU, MY LOVE!!!" screams Creepy Fan Girl.

Camera sweeps over audience, showing Creepy Fan Girl being dragged off by security guards.

This is my first story so please be nice! R and R