Title: Would You Still Love Me?
Fandom: South Park
Characters: Stan/Kyle
Prompt: .082 If.
Word Count: 440
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kyle starts a round of what if scenarios. What happens when those scenarios really play out? What happens when they don't?
Author's Notes: The first chapter should be taken as the real Kyle/Stan universe and the proceeding chapters would be like an AU or more like another dimension. Then the last chapter will tie up the first chapter with what really happens when none of the AU worlds take place.
Kyle shifted in his half sleep state, but was forced to stop when he rolled into a hard body. He opened blearily eyes just in case. "Stan." He muttered. He closed his eyes again and put an arm over the other teenager.
After several minutes he realized that opening his eyes had been a bad idea, knowing that Stan was next to him made it hard to return to sleep. He rolled on to his back and stretched. Even though he couldn't sleep, he thought lazily staying in bed was just fine.
Stan must have felt the same way because he rolled over a few moments later, blinking the sleep out of his eyes and yawning. He settled his head on Kyle's bare chest and ran his fingers over his fine hip. "Morning."
"Morning Stan," Kyle yawned in reply. He put a hand on Stan's head, just too lazily to put his fingers in his hair. "Whata night, hmm?"
"Mmm," Stan replied. He wasn't sure if he was thinking of last night but one of the nights this week was 'whata'. Stan closed his eyes lazily listening to Kyle's heart beat; it sounded so full and alive. Stan drifted away from the sound of Kyle's heart and tried to listen to any movement going on outside of Kyle's bedroom.
Kyle began to stroke Stan's hair. "What are you thinking?"
"Hmm, I don't know." Stan stuck his tongue between his lips trying to think about what he was thinking about.
"I was thinking. I was thinking what if I was a girl, would you still love me?" Kyle mused out loud.
"If you became a girl or if you were born a girl. I would still love you if you became a girl, but if you were born a girl then I don't think we would have grown up best friends, so I don't know." Stan thought out loud. He squeezed Kyle's hip. "I hope so. Would you love me?"
"Of course I would. You'd still be you, just with breasts and a pussy," Kyle explained. This conversation was waking him up but he still felt relaxed being close to Stan. "Will you be with me even when I get old?"
"As long as I'm alive I want to be with you." Stan agreed. "What if I lose all my money and have no where to go?"
"You'll always have a place to go Stan, you'll always have me." Kyle promised. "What if we can never find the right way to tell our parents?"
"Then we'll always be friends." Stan promised. He leaned up and pressed a kiss to Kyle's mouth.