Disclaimer: I do not own Rick Riordan's characters
Okay... so I was inspired by bubbly chick's story: "Knock,Knock" (check it out!) and also by school. *gasps* Let me explain, you see pick up lines are popular at school, right now —and also planking. :D
"You don't even have a date." Connor's voice echoed in my head.
I can get a date! I'm Travis Stoll! The cute and good-looking son of Hermes and also Counselor of Cabin 11! Of course, I can do this!
I grabbed a notepad nearby -probably my half sister's. I'll return it anyway.
I started scribbling. On the paper I wrote all the cabins of Camp Half-Blood. Now, where shall I start? Hmm... why not start with 20?
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Cabin 20, Hecate…
"Hey Lou can-"
"Sorry Travis I already have a date." Lou Ellen told me.
"Who?" I asked.
"Connor." She said flatly then slammed the door.
I mentally groaned. Connor already has a date?
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Cabin 19, Tyche…
Okay, so the previous cabin didn't really go well but I'm sure my luck will turn out, since Tyche was actually the goddess of fortune and luck…
"Can I have directions?" I asked Ria.
"To where?" she asked, flipping her coin.
"To your heart." I winked at her.
She slapped my face.
"Ow!"
Well there goes my luck...
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Cabin 18, Hebe…
"!" Liz screamed.
"What!" I asked.
"What happened to your face?"
"No worries. I'ts just a slap mark."
"Whatever. Anyways... I don't want to here your lame pick up lines."
Really? Harsh.
"Hello, I'm a thief and I'm her to steal your heart." I said —ignoring her previous 'statement'.
"If your looking for a date, I already have one." She told me then began to walk away.
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Cabin 17, Nike…
"Hey, Addison!" I called as I walk to cabin 17, "Wanna here a pick-up line."
She gave me a fake-smile. "No."
"Did you fart? Ca-"
"Continue and you will lose the next capture the flag." She threatened.
But I continued anyway. "Did you fart? 'cause you blew me away."
After I said that, there was a bright glow. Addison began chanting something, Then the bright glow died down.
"I warned you."
I scoffed. As if she can do that? Then I remembered Addison was a daughter of Nike. "Uh-oh…"
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Cabin 16, Nemesis? Nah, I'll probably get punched. Next! Cabin 15, Hypnos? Wouldn't wanna wake them up do we? Um, cabin 14, Iris? Hmm… well, the girls from cabin 14 are pretty nice. No?
Cabin 14, Iris…
I knocked on the cabin's door.
"If your looking for a date well… no one's available!" the counselor of cabin 14 shouted.
This is gonna be harder than I thought...
Well... you have just witness my failed sense of humor... Epic fail!
Should I continue?
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