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Considering other occasions he's awoken to a pounding head and simmering nausea, Kurt can't understand why he still insists on abusing alcohol when it's clearly capable of seeking its own revenge. Especially when he often discovers himself cuddled against a muscled side, fully clothed, with his hand down its owner's pants.
Whether he's more peeved over the expected dry cleaning expense, his friends' failure to intervene, or that his sexual experiences amount to drunken fumbles with Lima's favourite cougar bait, thiswon't happen again; he won't accept further inebriated advances from Noah Puckerman.
At least, not without receiving dinner first.