King Dedede's Night Before Christmas
It was the night before christmas, and all through the castle, untangling the lights was a terrible hassle. My mallet was tossed on the throne with sheer care, in hopes that the carolers wouldn't be there. My son, Ni-Kaabi was nestled in bed, while visions of just hanging the d*mn ball of lights up the way it was danced in my head. On wire clippers, on bandaids, on neosporin, on elecricution, On splicer, on eclecrtic tape, on morphine, on saline solution. The lights now hung, I retreated to bed, with shards of broken lightbulbs on my head. I was just going to sleep, when I heard such a splatter, I rose from my bed with a terrible clatter. When up on the rooftop, I heard someone weaving, I looked up and saw that drunk Santa was leaving. The reindeer flew off without one beat of hoof, And I think it was Comet, who cr*pped on my roof. I climbed up on top to see if Santa was fried, He was already gone, and I fell of the side. By flapping my arms, I fluttered down Like a clover, "I'M GETTING A PET SCAN WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER!!" After hitting the ground, I walked back inside, I was so irritated, I could've just died. I felt really p*ssed off, Till I saw the tree, Beautifully decorated for my son and me. It reminded me how much the season was fun, Unless the presents you sent were all sulkily shunned. There, standing alone, in front of the tree, I yelled, MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS! then waddled off go pee.
It was the night before christmas, and all through the castle, untangling the lights was a terrible hassle. My mallet was tossed on the throne with sheer care, in hopes that the carolers wouldn't be there. My son, Ni-Kaabi was nestled in bed, while visions of just hanging the d*mn ball of lights up the way it was danced in my head. On wire clippers, on bandaids, on neosporin, on elecricution, On splicer, on eclecrtic tape, on morphine, on saline solution. The lights now hung, I retreated to bed, with shards of broken lightbulbs on my head. I was just going to sleep, when I heard such a splatter, I rose from my bed with a terrible clatter. When up on the rooftop, I heard someone weaving, I looked up and saw that drunk Santa was leaving. The reindeer flew off without one beat of hoof, And I think it was Comet, who cr*pped on my roof. I climbed up on top to see if Santa was fried, He was already gone, and I fell of the side. By flapping my arms, I fluttered down Like a clover, "I'M GETTING A PET SCAN WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER!!" After hitting the ground, I walked back inside, I was so irritated, I could've just died. I felt really p*ssed off, Till I saw the tree, Beautifully decorated for my son and me. It reminded me how much the season was fun, Unless the presents you sent were all sulkily shunned. There, standing alone, in front of the tree, I yelled, MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS! then waddled off go pee.