Disclaimer: I don't own these characters or mean to cast aspersions on Puck's wardrobe.
Puck has nothing to worry about.
So what if that college guy's been flirting with Kurt all night? The dude has no chance.
It'd be hilarious if it didn't hit so close to home.
See; he's wanted the princess for quite some time now. And he'd thought he'd get him, no sweat.
He's a stud.
But, apparently, wearing a t-shirt featuring "pedestrian, imbecilic jargon" is, like, fashion suicide.
And Kurt's got a reputation to uphold.
He took that to mean he needed a new wardrobe.
So, new guy better have a plan 'B'.
Because, at least hisshirt was funny.