The Christmas Tree Catastrophe
Miake: I felt like doing a cute/evil little fanfic about Christmas and my favorite thing abou Christmas trees, when they fall on people...
Kaiba: Disclaimer-Miake doesn't own YGO.
Miake: Don't you think disclaimers are *nifty*.
Kaiba: DO NOT start with that word again.
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Yugi: Aren't you all so happy that we get to go to Miake's to help put up the Christmas tree.
Tea: It's going to be so much fun.
Joey: I hope she has food.
Tristan: Me too. I'm starving.
Bakura: When are you NOT starvng?
Kaiba: I don't know WHY I'm going with you people. That insane girl will try to kidnap me.
Mokuba: Miake? She's harmless.
Kaiba: She also doesn't have a huge crush on you.
Joey: *rings the doorbell to Miake's house*
Miake: *answers the door in a bath robe* Ya know, couldn't you have been fashionably late!
Kaiba: Couldn't you put some clothes on.
Miake: Hehe, right. Anyway, come on in...food is in the fridge.
Joey: SWEET! *runs straight for the fridge*
Miake: *changes into some actual clothes* I'm back.
Yami Bakura: Darn it.
Miake: Great, now he hates me too.
Tea: We shouldn't hate, we should be friends, friends are--
Joey: *shoves food in Tea's mouth* That should shut her up.
Miake: Let's put the tree together.
Mokuba: You mean it's a fake tree?
Miake: Yes.
Mokuba: But I like real trees.
Yami: I'm allergic to pine trees. When I get too near them I get a huge rash on my--
Miake: AS I was saying, I like my fake tree because you don't have to go out in the cold to get it.
Mokuba: But I like real trees!
Yami: I told you, real trees give me a rash on my--
Miake: BUT, who cares right! I mean we can go out in the cold. I haven't had a real tree n so long.
Mokuba: YEA!
Yami Bakura: I'll get the ax.
Yugi: Um, I don't think you should have an ax. You might murder us all.
Yami Bakura: Good idea.
Tristan: Nice going Yugi.
*everyone goes to the Christmas tree place*
Miake: Ya know, I probably should have measured the height of the ceiling.
Joey: Yeah, why don't you call Yami. He stayed at home...something about a rash...
Yami: *at Miake's house* I wonder how you test out these Christmas lights *plugs 10 connected strands in at once to the socket with the computer* Oops, I think I blew a fuse.
Miake: Yeah, I think he said he was going to test out the Christmas lights for me.
Yami Bakura: I like this ax. I feel it gives me power.
Bakura: And that's not safe for the general public.
Yami Bakura: I know. Foolish mortals.
Kaiba: *takes ax from Yami Bakura* It's safer with me...now where is Miake...
Miake: You are NOT chopping off my head. I have to wait 'til midterms are over.
*everyone sweatdrops*
Mokuba: LOOK AT THIS ONE! *points to the biggest tree in the whole place*
Miake: I don't think that will fit in my house.
Mokuba: Can we keep it! We can resize it when we get to your house.
Miake: How much time do you spend on the computer anyway?
Kaiba: I'll cut it.
Miake: Go Kaiba Go Kaiba Go Kaiba
Kaiba: SHUT UP!
Miake: Sorry.
Tea: What's going on? Did you find a good Christmas tree and AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kaiba: I think I was supposed to yell "timber".
*Christmas tree falls on Tea*
Tea: OW!
Meanwhile...
Yami: Now what do I do? Miake's going to come back and find that I blew I fuse. I don't even know what that means. *sigh* I really shouldn't play with electricity anymore. My hair is living proof of that!
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Miake: Well, Tea's stuck under a tree, and Yami blew a fuse! What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
PLEASE REVIEW! THANX
Miake: I felt like doing a cute/evil little fanfic about Christmas and my favorite thing abou Christmas trees, when they fall on people...
Kaiba: Disclaimer-Miake doesn't own YGO.
Miake: Don't you think disclaimers are *nifty*.
Kaiba: DO NOT start with that word again.
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Yugi: Aren't you all so happy that we get to go to Miake's to help put up the Christmas tree.
Tea: It's going to be so much fun.
Joey: I hope she has food.
Tristan: Me too. I'm starving.
Bakura: When are you NOT starvng?
Kaiba: I don't know WHY I'm going with you people. That insane girl will try to kidnap me.
Mokuba: Miake? She's harmless.
Kaiba: She also doesn't have a huge crush on you.
Joey: *rings the doorbell to Miake's house*
Miake: *answers the door in a bath robe* Ya know, couldn't you have been fashionably late!
Kaiba: Couldn't you put some clothes on.
Miake: Hehe, right. Anyway, come on in...food is in the fridge.
Joey: SWEET! *runs straight for the fridge*
Miake: *changes into some actual clothes* I'm back.
Yami Bakura: Darn it.
Miake: Great, now he hates me too.
Tea: We shouldn't hate, we should be friends, friends are--
Joey: *shoves food in Tea's mouth* That should shut her up.
Miake: Let's put the tree together.
Mokuba: You mean it's a fake tree?
Miake: Yes.
Mokuba: But I like real trees.
Yami: I'm allergic to pine trees. When I get too near them I get a huge rash on my--
Miake: AS I was saying, I like my fake tree because you don't have to go out in the cold to get it.
Mokuba: But I like real trees!
Yami: I told you, real trees give me a rash on my--
Miake: BUT, who cares right! I mean we can go out in the cold. I haven't had a real tree n so long.
Mokuba: YEA!
Yami Bakura: I'll get the ax.
Yugi: Um, I don't think you should have an ax. You might murder us all.
Yami Bakura: Good idea.
Tristan: Nice going Yugi.
*everyone goes to the Christmas tree place*
Miake: Ya know, I probably should have measured the height of the ceiling.
Joey: Yeah, why don't you call Yami. He stayed at home...something about a rash...
Yami: *at Miake's house* I wonder how you test out these Christmas lights *plugs 10 connected strands in at once to the socket with the computer* Oops, I think I blew a fuse.
Miake: Yeah, I think he said he was going to test out the Christmas lights for me.
Yami Bakura: I like this ax. I feel it gives me power.
Bakura: And that's not safe for the general public.
Yami Bakura: I know. Foolish mortals.
Kaiba: *takes ax from Yami Bakura* It's safer with me...now where is Miake...
Miake: You are NOT chopping off my head. I have to wait 'til midterms are over.
*everyone sweatdrops*
Mokuba: LOOK AT THIS ONE! *points to the biggest tree in the whole place*
Miake: I don't think that will fit in my house.
Mokuba: Can we keep it! We can resize it when we get to your house.
Miake: How much time do you spend on the computer anyway?
Kaiba: I'll cut it.
Miake: Go Kaiba Go Kaiba Go Kaiba
Kaiba: SHUT UP!
Miake: Sorry.
Tea: What's going on? Did you find a good Christmas tree and AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kaiba: I think I was supposed to yell "timber".
*Christmas tree falls on Tea*
Tea: OW!
Meanwhile...
Yami: Now what do I do? Miake's going to come back and find that I blew I fuse. I don't even know what that means. *sigh* I really shouldn't play with electricity anymore. My hair is living proof of that!
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Miake: Well, Tea's stuck under a tree, and Yami blew a fuse! What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for chapter 2.
PLEASE REVIEW! THANX