Hello! Hello! Hello to everyone! I am BACK with my 7th story! SEVEN!! I hope you all are enjoying all of them, if not all then some and if none then...well I hope you all are enjoying something. Anyways, this new story was fun for me to make because it's a completely different Jade and that it wasn't depressing at all to write. I honestly don't know what my next story will be...I've been swamped with so many finals and schoolwork, I never got a chance to think. I came up with two ideas today but I have to play it out or maybe take a break from writing...who knows? I hope you guys enjoy this story, I promise no one dies. Enjoy and keep safe!!!!
"Wake up Duffer." A voice called out to Jade.
Jade waved her hand around and dug herself deeper into the pillow so she wouldn't have to listen to his annoying voice. She was in her tender stages of sleep and wished that his voice would leave her the hell alone.
"Get up!" he sang, trying to pull away the covers from her but Jade lay in her sleep, savoring every peaceful moment of it.
"Well you give me no choice." He left and Jade sank back into her sleep. Ice cold water was thrown all over her, causing her to jolt up from her sleep and start screaming obscenities.
"What the fuck's your problem Malfoy?!" Jade yelled.
"My problem is that you're still sleeping when classes start in a half an hour. If I leave you alone like before, you'd beat the poor soul out of me and blame me for making you miss your class." Draco said walking over to the bathroom.
Jade jumped out of the bed, still soaking wet and shoved him off. "You're a fucking nut." Jade said.
"Hurry the hell up! I'm getting late for my patrolling." Draco said checking his watch.
Jade peeled the wet shirt off of herself and threw it in the tub angrily. She hated to be woken up this way. She dried herself off and pulled over a buttoned up shirt and Gryffindor's vest. She picked up a skirt and raised her eyebrow.
"What the hell is this? I don't wear skirts." Jade said throwing the skirt at Draco's face.
"I don't have any extra pair of pants. You might as well just wear that skirt-" he said watching her summon a pair of fresh pair of pants from his wardrobe.
"Must you do this every morning arse face?" Jade asked closing the door again.
"I do this and you wash your balls for an hour, just to make me late. Get your arse out now or I'm leaving." Draco said slinging his bag over his shoulder.
Jade opened the door and walked out running her fingers through her hair. She grabbed her bag and slung it over, walking out with him. "You PMS more than I do Malfoy, why is that?" Jade asked.
"Probably because I lack testicular fortitude compared to you right? You're so well endowed." Draco said as they walked into the hallway.
"What time is it?" Jade asked as they walked down the hallway.
"7:30. OW, what's your problem?" Draco asked when Jade punched him on the arm.
"I could have gotten a half an hour more of sleep." Jade said seeing Draco scowl.
"You sleep through classes and sleep all night, when are you awake?" Draco asked as Jade lifted her hand to hit him.
"I'm awake when I knock the daylights out of you…now watch this." Jade said going to swipe at Draco again.
"Miss Jade Patrice Harper!" a voice rang out.
Jade winced and closed her eyes, shrinking herself as if she had been punched in the gut. "That name is absolutely horrid, sounds like a tike." Jade whispered shaking her head.
"What have I told you about keeping your hands to yourself?! And what is this you are wearing? No appropriate school uni-"
"I am wearing Gryffindor's costume-I mean uniform." Jade said quickly when Draco elbowed her. "And there's nothing wrong with wearing pants! God damn it McGonagall, I'm not comfortable wearing skirts!" Jade almost yelled in frustration.
This had to be the millionth time she was arguing with the Head of Gryffindor. This was their last year and the old bat still hadn't given up on her! To think she'll give up her comforts to adapt to McGonagall's rules was mind boggling to her.
"Professor, at least she's wearing a uniform…do you remember the last 5 years where you chased her down to actually wear one? Besides, she'd look horrendous wearing a skirt." Draco added.
McGonagall narrowed her eyes at the handsome Head Boy and back to Jade who started to kick her tennis shoes to nothing in particular.
"Ever since I had laid eyes on you young lady, I had made a vow to myself to completely reform you. After seeing that you have ignored me for the past years, I have made it a quest in my life, to get you to act like a lady."
Jade dropped her mouth and stared at her. "What in the world have I ever done to you to deserve this?!" Jade asked.
"You are behaving like a brute, something you are obviously not and have no business being. Your father had trusted me to change you when he couldn't. Can't you do this for your father's-"
"Goodbye, I'm not listening to this. Take off points McGonagall; you're not making me squirm into a skirt. Take off as much as you'd like, from your own house. I honestly don't give a fuck." Jade said walking away.
"Ill mannered and foul mouthed…10 points off for not abiding by uniform customs, 20 points for swearing and another 20 for being disrespectful to your Professors!" McGonagall shouted, her face bright red.
"I'm sorry Professor." Draco murmured, looking embarrassed by Jade's actions. He was quite uncomfortable with the situations he had seen with McGonagall all these years. He was supposed to be the bully, he was supposed to be the rule breaker and rebel, but Jade had snatched this happiness away from him. One thing was certain though, to Draco's delight, Gryffindor would always come in last place every year for the house cup, all thanks to Jade.
McGonagall sighed deeply and placed a hand over her head.
"Draco, she is your friend, one of the only people she truly listens to; can't you do anything to stop this madness?" McGonagall asked seeing him grin.
"Professor, how many times have you asked me and how many times did I tell you I had to visit Madame Pomferey for a broken nose or black eye? She's not going to change. That's just the way she is. She won't listen to anyone, least of all not me." Draco said shrugging.
McGonagall shook her head and gave a small nod to Draco.
"Go ahead, catch up to her. But tell her that this is not over yet!" she said pointing a finger at Draco.
Draco nodded and walked away to find Jade. Draco had been friends with Jade ever since their third year. He had seen that first and second year; she stood out from the rest, being a troublemaker, an instant rival to Filch and Mrs. Norris. He thought Potter was bad, breaking school rules but all for a noble cause, Jade just did it because she had nothing better to do with her life. She had introduced herself to him in their third year, when Draco and his friends secretly tried smoking a cigarette, near the lake, away from everyone else.
"What are you all doing?" a voice asked startling the boys.
They looked up to see the small and skinny girl that narrowed her eyes in suspicion, moving her head around, trying to catch a glimpse of what they were doing.
"Go away Harper. Mind your own business." Draco snapped.
"Mind my business? You mean mind the Headmaster's business when I tell him that you were smoking joints-oh…that's not a joint is it? That's a cigarette? You've got to be kidding me." Jade grinned seeing Goyle hold the cigarette awkwardly in his hand.
"What? What's wrong?" Blaise Zambini asked seeing Jade chuckle and reach into her pocket.
"You kids obviously don't know about this" she said holding up a rolled up marijuana joint.
"What is that?" Crabbe asked stupidly.
"You're bloody out of your mind Harper! You can't make us try weed! Weed is bad for you!" Draco exclaimed, seeing her light it with her wand.
She took a drag of it and held it inside of her for a while.
"Oh…you don't know how good that feels Malfoy." Jade breathed, handing the joint to Crabbe who was fascinated by this.
"Crabbe don't you dare touch it." Draco snarled.
"Hey Crabbe, pussy fuc-"
"Watch your mouth Harper." Draco shot.
Jade shrugged and shook her arm lightly to gain Crabbe's attention again.
"Whatever, your master doesn't want to let you enjoy the bliss in life. Take it, I swear you'll be my best friend after this, it'll make your life a hell of a lot happier." Jade said.
Crabbe tentatively took the joint from her fingers and smelled it, making a face.
"This is the best weed in the United Kingdom you dolt, don't let it burn itself!" Jade said when he kept smelling it. Crabbe put it to his mouth and listened to Jade instructing him.
"Hold it, let the smoke roll around your lungs for a while. Remember, you take your time with this, no rush. Life is beautiful." Jade said.
After a couple of hits, Crabbe, Goyle and Zambini were the happiest people on earth. They giggled and claimed their theories on girls, dreams and best friends.
"I like you Harper. You're like...one of us." Crabbe said, looking at the trees.
Blaise blinked and nodded, seizing his head. "Oh my head feels like it's sinking!" He exclaimed.
"You-you should have been born a bloke." Goyle guffawed seeing Jade nod, looking red eyed. She turned to Draco and handed him the joint.
"See how happy they are?" Jade asked flatly.
Draco snatched it from her and drew in the joint too quickly, causing him to cough violently.
"Hey, hey, take it easy." Jade said getting up, comforting him.
"This is horrible! How can you-"
Jade placed a finger on his lips and took the joint from his hand. "Slowly. No rush, life is beautiful." She breathed.
Draco scowled and gave it a second try, this time, drawing in the substance as slowly as he could. He held his breath and saw Jade nod, waving her hand.
"Come on, talk to me." Jade said, trying to keep herself steady.
"You're a pothead, who's trying to convert us all, but it's not going to work Harper. How'd you get into this in the first place?" Draco asked seeing her point to the joint. He took another drag and listened to her speak.
After a few minutes, his head started to feel lighter. The colors of the grass, the lake and the trees were amazing. They were so…big.
Draco shook his head at the thought of this. He wasn't a pothead, though he enjoyed smoking with Jade from time to time. He tried to keep himself healthy, trying not to limit his lifespan by clogging up his lungs with unnecessary junk. He walked into the Great Hall and saw Jade sitting there, talking to Blaise, Crabbe and Goyle.
"You know McGonagall gave me an earful right after you left." Draco said sitting down next to her.
"Listen princess, no one told you to stand there and take her fucked up principles on my mental resolutions. You should have just walked away like I did." Jade said tossing a bag of freshly rolled up joints to Goyle and Crabbe who caught it and looked thankful for Jade's existence.
"If you ever get caught Jay, I won't pull you out." Draco warned.
"No need princess, I've never been caught and never will be caught. Relax will you?" Jade said picking up her glass.
A shadow hovered over her and Jade stopped, turning around. Her eyes met with McGonagall and Snape, who looked like they had enough fighting with her every day.
"You do not belong here Miss-"
"Call me Jay. I don't see what's wrong with strengthening our interpersonal relationships with our Houses…professor." Jade said seeing Snape shake his head and roll his eyes.
"Every day a new excuse and every day I ask you to get up and go back to your old table. Perhaps I need to find a much more humiliating tactic to remind you to keep yourself at your own House table?" he asked.
Jade smiled and shrugged. "Your robes match the color of your eyes today. And I guess that your hair has more grease than this bacon does." Jade said as sweetly as she could. She heard a few snorts near her and looked around to see the whole Great Hall, sitting there, watching her exchange with the Professors.
"Detention again. This time I think I'll give Filch his chance to proctor." Snape said lifting up a finger to get her to get up.
Jade shot up and scowled. She walked away and sat herself in Gryffindor's table, near Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and his sister Ginny Weasley.
"Made you get up again?" Ron asked and Jade gave him a steely look.
"Choke on your balls, fire crotch." Jade hissed.
"No need to be so unfriendly. How was your day?" Hermione asked casually.
Jade grabbed an apple and munched on it.
"Can't say, hasn't started." Jade said looking at Harry who looked uncomfortable to be there in front of Jade. "Why do you always look like I came here to shove muffins up your arse?" Jade asked leaning towards them, smirking dangerously.
"Maybe because you have." Ron breathed.
"Are you requesting something more ominous?" Jade asked Ron, her eyes not leaving Harry.
"Of course not." Hermione cut in quickly.
Jade grinned, still looking dangerous and bit into her apple.
"That's too bad. I was thinking of leaving my 7th year with a bang." Jade said looking at Hermione who pursed her lips.
"You will do no such thing Jade. Where are you going?" Hermione asked seeing Jade get up.
"Bathroom. You know." Jade said walking away.
Hermione narrowed her eyes and shook her head.
"I don't know why you can't tell on her. Smoking in the bathrooms, she must be insane and for the Professors to not have caught her…even more insane." Ron said shaking his head.
"She's my friend Ronald." Hermione said seeing Ron, Harry and Ginny give her a bizarre look.
"She's supposed to be your biggest rival! She's something you stand against! A bully, a pothead, a rude and obnoxious, loud and dirty mouthed…neuter." Ron said shuddering.
"She is my friend. You wouldn't understand." Hermione said grabbing her books and walking off.
"I swear she's mental." Ron said.