Summary: A quick guide to potentially killing your child. *ONESHOT*

Disclaimer: Wow... it's been so long...

Word of Advice


by Brijustme

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Don't worry, girls. You might start to notice that the father of your baby will look at you—and say absolutely nothing.

Kagome raised an eyebrow as she lifted her head from her magazine. There before her stood Inuyasha, and he was staring at her midsection with intensive eyes that she wanted their child to inherit. She rolled her eyes and continued reading her magazine.

Give him a minute.

"Hey, you." A few seconds later, Kagome lifted her head a second time and eyed Inuyasha. Yet again he was staring at her. "Honey…" Still no answer. "Yash…" Still no answer, and she sighed. "Is there something you want?"

"Yeah," he said as he got down on a knee and held the magazine off her stomach an inch, having her holding it instead of resting it on her stomach. "Stop using my fetus as furniture!"

I bet that he'll say something that you'll be completely fascinated with. You must be thinking, 'How on earth did he think of this?' You'll probably wonder yourself if what he says you're doing could possibly be damaging your baby. Word of advice. It's not. After all, what does he know about being pregnant, anyway? But be nice to him. Tell him that you'll never do it again; for the sake of being left at be. Besides, just wait till he leaves and go on with doing what you were doing.

Kagome smiled softly. "That was my fault. I won't do it again."

Like that he was gone, and Kagome got comfortable on her couch yet again, placing the magazine on her makeshift table.

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Much Love