OK, So I was reallllllly bored last night and I didn't know what to do for my other story so I did this, ahah, it's stupid but mehhhhhhh
I sat there watching my Beautiful Angel sleep and I just couldn't wait for her to start talking. I know exactly how it goes. At first she says very random stuff, probably something she's dreaming about, then she says things that are true, but I didn't know that at first and then she says whatever has been ticking her off. Not long now then she should start talking.
"Bear! Watch out Bear, Emmett's going to get you, he's going to eat every bear including you…no you idiot, he won't eat me, I'm a chipmunk he likes eating you waaaaaaayyyyy more"
Ten Minutes silence
"Jake, I love you" I almost hit the roof with shock "But I love Edward so much more, I love you more like I would a brother……What do you mean what would I say to that ? I'd say "Go get fucked you dirty dog""
I'd never heard Bella swear like that, nor would I have expected it do be directed at the pup.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Edward, I swear to god you need to stop wearing long pants all the time, I think that you should wear short shorts, that would be awesome…or if you don't want to do that, you should just not wear anything, I'll join you"
I sat their absolutely shocked, never in her sleep has she said anything like that. But I couldn't help but feel a bit pleased. But now it was time for me to go hunting, Emmett and Jasper just arrived, it's a good thing they didn't hear what Bella said, they would've never let her live it down.
I jumped out of Bella's window and was about to take off when I faintly heard Bella say "Hey Edward, lets get nakey together".