This is based on a very unusual dream I had one night. It made absolutely no sense to me. Perfect for a crack fic!
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All the countries in the entire freakin' world were gather at America's house right now, throwing a wild party like a bunch of bosses. It was so wild even the cops that were called to interrupt the festivities joined in. And they were crowed surfing 'cause they could. So anyway America, very rudely I might add, shoved his fingers into Canada's face. So Canada was all like 'wtf' and stared at those fingers very questioningly. Like really. It was just so weird! But then...-long pause-...Canada he started to suck on those fingers! Fo'serious, and America didn't do anything to stop him, he just let it continue. Then it get's even stranger! Canada ended up undoing his belt, unbuttoning his pants, pulling down his zipper and taking out his PENIS! Then he kinda started jerking off while in the middle of a wild party sucking on America's fingers. And America didn't even notice!
After a while the nation started to look like a total uke, face flushed, panting, and all that crazy shit. Then a certain English nation came into the scene. Although he was kind of in the background looking like a pimp and shiz. America then deserted his brother, going over the England. After a bit of small talk the two English speaking nations started making out against the wall of the house.
Canada looked slightly confused and stood there for a while looking like a dumbass. Then everyone's favorite, perverted, French country came up to Canada, helping him with his little 'problem'. Then Canada came all in France's hand, and then France licked off the cum from his hand, all very sexy-like and it was pretty flippin' magical to watch. It was hypnotic and stuff. Then they both decided to have sex right then and there. And once again no one seemed to notice the magical-ness going on. And I'm pretty sure America and England started at it too.
And then I woke up.
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Short, yes. But magical nonetheless.
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