It's a secret.

People strive to know,

the products,

the products,

THE HAIR PRODUCTS,

shiny shampoo?

Sleek conditioner?

Extra softening power?

Rumour has it he doesn't wash his hair,

Rumour has it it's just grease under there,

Rumour has it he takes good pride,

Rumour has it he just wants to hide,

Severus, oh Severus, Serverus Snape.

The gloss blinds my eyes,

The shine shocks me as I gaze,

Will I ever have hair like yours,

or is it just the Snape ways.

It's black,

Is it dyed?

Rumour has it Snape's hair got inked,

Rumour has it Snape dyes his hair once a week,

Rumour has it his lucious locks are nothing but natural,

Rumour has it Snape's hair.. is a lie.