Prologue:
"Hey do you have any good games to play?" Romano asked as he dug through the shelf.
"I should. Hold on! Why are you in my house?!" England yelled at the Italian.
"Huh? I was trying to get away from the tomato bastard. What's this?" Romano asked pulling out a CD box. England inspected it curiously. A normal game with the title 'Let's date' and a pink flowery background.
"That's strange. I don't recall ever having this game," he said confused. "Let's play it then," Lovino said shrugging. He popped the CD into the game system and sat down with the remote.
England shrugged and sat besides him as the title screen loaded. When the title came on they both felt their jaws drop.
Along with the title 'Let's Date' an animated Japan came out holding up a peace sign. "What the hell?" Lovino said. He clicked the button and it went to another slide.
'Kon'nichiwa. Watashi wa Nihondesu.'
"It's in Japanese. Does this have subtitles?" Lovino asked as he button mashed past the slides. He found a slide with a language setting and changed it to English.
The next slide was to provide information.
Name:
Romano shrugged and began to type away. "Ro-ma-nnnoo" he said as he typed.
"Hold on! I'm playing this too! I don't want to be Romano!" England said taking the remote. "Huh? You know you want to be me!" Lovino said.
"Well what do we put? Should we just put both?" England asked. "No, that's too long," Romano said.
The two thought for a bit. "How about Engmano?" England said. "Alright," Romano said. He put it in and went to the next question.
Gender:
Male
Female
Other
"Male," Lovino said automatically. "Wait. Hold on. What do they mean other?" England asked.
Lovino scowled. "You're right. Is there some other magical gender I should know about?"
"Uhm, yes. My gender is unicorn, I need my own option," England said mockingly.
The two let out soft laughs. "There's only two genders you git," England said before moving on.
Pick a 'dere' that best describes you:
Dandere
Kuudere
Tsundere
Yandere
"What does that even mean?"England asked confused. The two scowled at the words. "I don't know, just pick randomly," Lovino said. England shrugged and picked the third option.
Do you consider yourself a
Seme
Uke
"What do these fucking alien word mean?" Lovino asked. The two again shrugged.
"Uke because UK," England said as he chose the second one. Lovino rolled his eyes and took the remote as he clicked the next button.
The screen changed to a character creation one. The two frowned and began to tamper with the character.
"Hold on, we are not that tall!" England said as Lovino kept increasing the height. "It's a game, noone cares," Lovino said.
England snatched the remote and chose a height that looked more like them. They gave the character Lovino's hair style with a dirty blonde hair color and green eyes before frowning.
"That looks familiar," England said. They changed the hair to England's with Lovino's color and kept the green eyes.
They pressed okay and the prologue came on.
'You are a new honor student at Hetalia Academy.'
"How typical," England said.
'Because of your good lucks and smart personality, you appeared to have attracted a lot of other students' attention!'
"Fuck them," Lovino said as England agreed. The screen changed to one of many characters.
'Pick a character'
"Let's see. Who do they have?" England asked. He went to the first character and they both stared wide eyed.
"Why the fuck is America an option?" Lovino asked. England began to scroll through the options and realized they were all different countries.
"Hold on, this game is kind of freaking me out," Lovino said. "It's okay, probably Japan made it and left it here," England said. They sighed and continued to look through the options.
"Oh hey, they have phrases to help you choose," England said. "What's my stupid fratello's?" Lovino asked as he spotted his brother's character.
England scrolled down to Italy's character and clicked it. They found all of his information on it and Lovino shuttered. "That's not creepy."
Feliciano Vargas
Age:16
Height: 172cm
Personality: bubbly
Phrase: "Good morning Bella, are you new here?"
They exchanged looks and Lovino shook his head. "I don't want to date my fratello," he said. England nodded and scrolled down again.
Francis Bonnefoy
Age:17
Height: 175cm
Personality: flamboyant
Phrase: *censored*
"What the bloody hell?!" England was about to throw the remote at the TV while Lovino sat red faced.
"Uhm, I learned something new today," Lovino said uncomfortably. They quickly changed to another character.
Gilbert Beilshmidt
Age:17
Height: 178cm
Personality: eccentric
Phrase: "Hallo liebling, how would you like to see my five meters?"
"Oh god, that bastard is so lame," Lovino cringed. "I like that they had to put eccentric for his personality," England pointed out. He scrolled down a few people and found another.
Kiku Honda
Age:16
Height: 165cm
Personality: introverted
Phrase: "I will be more than happy to show you around."
"Japan is normal!" England said with a smile. "He's top on my list so far." They went down again.
Ludwig Beilshmidt
Age:16
Height: 180cm
Personality: Yes
Phrase: "If you need help, you can always ask me."
"Eugh, potato," Lovino said. "His personality is Yes," England said confused. "Well, I wouldn't know how to describe him either. He's got a stick so far up his own yet he reads dirty BDSM."
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
Age:17
Height:170cm
Personality: dense
Phrase: "How cute! You look just a tomato!"
"Oh. It's that one," Lovino said. "I don't like that guy," England said before quickly leaving.
Alfred F. Jones
Age:15
Height:177
Personality: frivolous
Phrase: "Hey! Can I borrow a pencil and your number?"
"That's such a bad pick up line," England said. "Oh hey, he's the youngest so far," Lovino said.
They continued to look through the characters and sighed. "Who do we pick?"