RANDOM FANFIC! Hey wassup my peeps, making a random Austin and Ally fanfic, so enjoy! No chapters just a story. Oh yea, review for a KP and DP fanfic!

Austin groaned. He was bored. Ally was writing in her book, as Austin snuck behind her. He poked her, hoping for a reaction. Nothing. "Ally, Ally, Ally, Ally, Ally,Ally,Ally,Ally." He muttered. She glared. "WHAT?" she screeched. He grinned. "Hi." He said. Ally grunted. "Let's do something. I'm bored." He begged. Ally rolled her eyes. "Go hang out with Dez." she mumbled. Austin grunted. "He said he was busy. And Trish isn't here." He said. Ally sighed, putting down her book. "What do you want to do?" she asked, finally. Austin grinned. Ally raised an eyebrow. "What are you-" before she could answer, he smashed his lips into hers. She yelped. She tried to push him off, but he wouldn't stop. She gave up trying to get him off. He stole her first kiss.

When they parted, he slapped him. He groaned. "Why would you do that?" he whined. "Excuse me? You forced a kiss on me! What did you expect?" she asked, angrily. He grinned. "I was bored." He said. She rolled her eyes. Her cheeks were red. "Did you like it though?" he asked, smirking. She glared and threw a pillow at him. "Let's find Dez…" she muttered. They both went to the practice room. Dez was twerking on the wall. "DEZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ally screamed. Dez fell over. He was wearing a tight tank top, showing his fat rolls. His chunky legs were in tight while leggings, and his hair was in bunches. "I'm being Miley Cyrus." He said. They both rolled their eyes. "I'm bored, so what do you thimk we should do?" Austin asked. Dez stood there for a while, and an idea came upon his thuck small head. He ripped off his shirt, showing his mobs. He grabbed a microphone. "DRUNK IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screamed Ally quickly shoved him out a window. "SO what do you wanna do now?' She asked. Austin shrugged, but then got an idea. HE quickly took off his shirt. "AUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ally screeched,blushing furiously. He looked up, a chuckled. "Relax, Ally. We can just go swimming at the pool."

What did you think I was doing?" he said, smirking. Ally's jaw dropped, and she raced out of the room, with Austin laughing.

When they arrived at the pool, Ally was in her red swimsuit.?"Ooh, SEXAYYY!" Austin sang. Ally froze, and punched him in the stomach. He gasped in pain. Dez was running naked around the pool. "PUT SOME FREAKING CLOTHES ON!" people screamed. "Bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butt." He sang, and drowned in his own urine. Austin rolled his eyes. Trish was busy licking whip cream off a dog, until Ally came over. "What's up Trish?" Ally asked, casually. Trish looked up, with her four chins jiggling. "Oh, nothing Ally. Just licking whip cream off my boyfriend, Doge." (Look up Doge it's a meme)" Ally nodded, and grew wings, jumping into the pool. Under the water, Ally realized she couldn't swim. She tried swimming back on surface, but she was in the deep end. "She felt someone grab her. Was it God? She was back up surface, coughing up sprinkles and mustard. It was Austin! "Oh Austin, thank-" before she could answer, Austin soft lips touched her. But she didn't push him away. She deepened the kiss. When they parted, Ally slapped Austin to Alaska. "Perv." She muttered, turning into a duck and eating Trish.

TADAAAA! RANDOM! Hope you liked it. I made this mostly for Auslly fans. Well, goodbye!