COCAIIINE! .u.
Anyways...
I'm writing a pretty hardcore lemon rn, so I thought I'd make a parody.
Btw I stole the eat your soul joke. Sorey.
Warning... I love horizontal lines.
The demon sat filing it's nails, which were hardcore fabu. I guess it was in hell, or whatever. Anyways, it suddenly heard this desperate ass thought from the human realm.
"I don't want to die a virgin!"
And so it began.
"Heeelllooooo wannabe Levi Ackerman Draco Malfoy lovechild." Somehow the demon didn't let Ciel see it's true form but let the cultists see it's true form but Ciel could see it's fucking slammin' boots and everyone knew it was a demon but it came to Ciel in the form of a raven (thanks, anime adaptation, you fucking failed already) "Oh look! it's a vulnerable little boy. You smell sooooo good."
"Fuck off."
"You're really gonna fucking come at the DEMON?" it raised an eyebrow, assuming it had a face and it wasn't a FUCKING RAVEN!
A fat man who apparently wasn't the doctor who did the amputee's shit yet was the one to say this said this dumb shit... "Yo, yo, can I have some cash? I'll... I'll pay you back double on Saturday, bro."
"Mmmmmmmm... Naaah, I don't feeeel like it." the demon I think killed him or something, or maybe he just looked back at Ciel? I haven't seen it in a while, and the anime is FUCKING UNRELIABLE!
"So hoh hoh hoh. What color are your panties?"
Ciel stared upwards. "Wut?"
"Your panties, Mr. Takayama."
"W... Wut?"
The demon sighed. "ENGLISH OR ANY OF THE OTHER LANGUAGES I SPEAK BUT IRONICALLY NOT JAPANESE, MOAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Ciel blinked. "...
Wut?"
"Alright whatever. I-" The demon started.
Ciel's eyes widened. "OOOOOoooooOOOOH! Oh. Ohhhhhh- I'm not wearing any."
"GOOD TO KNOW. AS I WAS SAYYYING, I came to EAT CHO SOUUUL! I mean- to save you, and be eternally bound to you as your sssslave. UNTIL I EAT CHO SOUUUUL!"
Ciel stared.
"Wut?"
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE! FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"
"oooooOooOOOOOhhhhh. Ohh. Oh. Sure."
"Greatnowfortheopening"
"Wut?"
*DunuhnunnuhNUUUUUUH
NAHNAHNuuHnAHNAHnuh*
(insert edgy 666 shit with some fanservice)
Yeah, so, if you liked that, ask for more, I'll do.
かえるのうたう
きこえてくるよ
ぐぁ ぐぁ ぐぁ ぐぁ
けろ けろ けろ けろ
ぐぁ ぐぁ ぐぁ
kaeru no utau
kikoete kuru yo
gwa gwa gwa gwa
kero kero kero kero
gwa gwa gwa
Sorey, just felt like writing that out.