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Harry Potter sat on his bed thinking of his life. It had not been a good one. His parents died when he was a year old, and to top it all off he would have to fight Lord Voldemort at some point in the near future because of a stupid prophecy written before Harry was even born.
So, as Harry was thinking about his life, his best friend Ron came running into the dorm room they shared.
"Harry! Harry! Come quick Ginny's finally lost it!" a very disgruntled Ron
shouted.
"What's wrong is she hurt?" Harry asked. He was concerned for her, she was
like a sister to him, a very hot sister whom he dreamed about regularly.
"Come see for your self." Ron said as he dragged Harry out of the dorm room.
Harry was looking around for a glimpse of red hair, but all he saw was a
pale skinned girl with jet-black hair, black clothes and black lipstick.
"G-G-Ginny is that you?" stuttered Harry.
"Yeah I decided red so wasn't my color, plus black is slimming."
"Yeah well I won't have it! No sister of mine will wear clothes like that." Ron screamed. Ginny was wearing tight stretchy black pants and a small black tank top.
"What are you going to do about it, go tell mom and dad?" Ginny taunted.
"Err guys, lets not argue, and where's Hermionie?" Harry asked.
"That slut how should I know?" Ginny asked. Hermionie was a slut. She slept with every guy that was her age or older.
"Well we need to find her", stated Harry, and under his breath added to Ron, "And have her talk some sense into Ginny."
"Agreed" whispered Ron. The two boys were about to exit the common room
when Professor McGonagal came in screeching.
"The sheep have come the sheep have come!"
"What sheep are you talking about professor?" asked Ron.
"Oh it's those ninja sheep! They come every 57 years to cause trouble of
some sort, they never do the same thing twice." McGonagal replied. With her,
she had all of her luggage, and ran out of Hogwarts.
"Okkaayy...whatevah. She was probably sniffing crystal meth again," said Ron.
Harry nodded. Although none of the other teachers believed the Professor
was addicted to a muggle drug, every student did.
"Lets keep looking for Hermi-" Ron was cut of as Hermionie came down the hall past the fat lady.
Now, Hermionie was a slut, mind you, and under those robes were a thong, fish net stockings, black knee high boots, and a tiny corset. She wore too much eye shadow, and had fake eyelashes to go with the bright red lipstick.
"Hermionie!" Harry shouted.
She turned around and smiled when she saw them. "Hey Hun, sorry, I can't sleep with you tonight, I'm taking Malfoy's virginity, and a hellva lot of money." She said with a seductive smirk.
"Err...we just want to talk to Ginny, that's all." Ron said. (He had slept with Hermionie 5 times).
"She's completely lost it in her right mind!" Harry added. (He slept with Hermionie 9 times).
"EEWW! Dear God I'd soil my rep if I was caught with that Goth! No bloody way!" She looked at the time. "Anyway I got to go. Cya around cutie pies!" With that, she gave them both a lil squeeze on their cheek, and I don't mean their face mind you.
"She's some woman..." Ron said in a dazed voice.
"Yup..." Harry replied.
They stood there in their trance for awhile, but a group of first years came
running by in raisin costumes singing 'Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer'. They snapped out of it, and went back into the common room.
As they walked back, they missed something...THE NINJA SHEEP HAVE ARRIVED AND HAVE GATHERED IN THE WOMPING WILLOW!
A/N: Can you say random? LOL This story was origionally posted under KMK but my account was deleted. I'm writing this with a friend of mine and we have up to chapter five written. I'l try to update frequently. Please read and review, it makes us happy!
Kristin