by Ashfae
"There's only one blanket."
"So there is."
Silence.
"As a man, I can't let a woman freeze."
"As a doctor, I can't let an idiot like you catch pneumonia."
More silence. Megumi glared up at him. "There's no choice, then. We'll have to share it."
Sano smacked a hand against his head. "Yare yare, I get to sleep with the fox-lady. 'Least real foxes are cuddly, warm creatures, unlike you."
Megumi's eyes narrowed. "Speak for yourself, rooster-head. I'd rather sleep with a real chicken than with you. God only knows what you dream about at night. Or who!"
"Hmph. You just wish you were sexy enough to be in my dreams." He smirked at her.
"Why you...you...you impotent jackass!" she shouted at him.
He scowled at her. "Impotent?? How on earth would you know, fox?"
"I'm a doctor," she sniffed. "We have our ways."
"I'll have you know that I've made love to lots of girls, and furthermore they all enjoyed themselves!"
"They were probably faking it. I'll bet you even kiss like a chicken."
"Oh yeah??" Sano grabbed Megumi by the wrist, pulled her forward, and crushed her lips against his. This went on for some time.
...quite some time, in fact...
Eventually, he released her. "There," he said, satisfied. "How many kisses have you gotten like that?"
Megumi's breathing was uneven, and her head was spinning. "Not bad," she managed.
Sanosuke's face turned bright red. "NOT BAD?!?!?!" he shouted.
"Well, what does that have to do with how good you are in bed? There's more to it than kissing, after all."
"Why, you..."
"Geez, Megumi, get that blanket out of the way. It's hot enough in here already." Sanosuke's skin was covered with sweat.
So was Megumi's. She kicked the blanket off of them. "You said it."
With apologies to Dee Baptista, from whom I sort of stole a line. I liked it a lot. =) You should read her blanket scenario story dealing with the same couple. You can find it at Chelsea's Page, which I linked to on my main Kenshin page. Wheee!
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