End of Summer Holiday 2016-
'HEY HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FAKE TAN ANYWHERE!' Screamed Mummy Pig as she was worried just because Mrs Cat looked more tanned than her. Daddy Pig had remembered where last put Mummy Pig's 50 dollar fake tan 'I think I put it in my bedside draw.' Mummy Pig immediately ran up the stairs as if she was in a hurry to get her fake tan back. Then Daddy Pig's face went from neutral to an 'uh oh' face. He had hidden something in his bedside draw. Something he didn't was his wife to see. And now she was going to find it!
1 MINUTE LATER
Daddy Pig had been sitting outside his bedroom with his fingers crossed. Hoping Mummy Pig wouldn't see a thing apart from her fake tan that had been in their for days. Daddy Pig was relived. Mummy Pig hadn't seen anything yet.
'WHAT THE FREAKIN' HELL IS THIS!'
Daddy Pig had stopped daydreaming. She had seen what he didn't want her to see. Daddy Pig slowly opened the door to the master bedroom. Stood in the middle was an enraged Mummy Pig holding up a magazine with a young female pig in a red bikini lying on top of a black limousine on the cover. This was the PlayPig magazine, an R-rated magazine that some middle aged male pigs (like Daddy Pig himself) liked to read. Mummy Pig had found EXACTLY what Daddy Pig didn't want her to see. Peppa and George had come the bedroom too. Peppa saw the pig on the front of the PlayPig magazine and said 'When I'm older, I want to be like her!' Mummy Pig was still angry.
'YOU'RE DEAD TO ME DADDY PIG!'
Daddy Pig ran out the house while Mummy Pig chased after him