I made it, I'm not to good at writing comedy so I'm just gonna write a situation in which something funny could happen. I hope it does. This series is going to go on for a time, not sure how long. The next story is coming but I would like some vauge ideas for a mission ideas that Team RWBY could be called to that would end in hardship. Btw Team Rwby is now a second year team, just for convenience. Enjoy!
Prank Day. This was a holiday in the school in which every student would participate in somehow joking with each other. Staff has advised minor damage if any at all. Some pranksters took this advice, some didn't. One such soul was Yang Xiao Long. Yang took to heart the task of playing the best trick on anyone. Just last year she had silently rigged Weiss' bed to throw her out of it an hour before she woke up.
This year she had to target someone new. She had pranked all of her own team, and already had plans for Cardin. Team JNPR had a sort of truce with team RWBY. Then it hit her, she would do something no student would dare. Something that fear of anything from detention to a trip to the infirmary stopped. She would go after one of the teachers.
She had trouble deciding which one. Oobleck would probably just dodge around it whatever she did, he was crazy fast. Ozpin might kill her, or do nothing, he was too unpredictable. Glynda just plain scared her. She finally settled on Professor Port.
That story spewing, sleep inducing old man was going to get it. He claimed to have done almost anything so Yang had to go all out just to prove a point. She knew she would have to tamper with his stuff to do so. So she needed him gone. Already knowing the professor would buy none of her lies, she singled out the most innocent person in the room, Ruby.
"Heeeyy Ruby?" Yang said to catch the attention of a studying Ruby.
"Yes." Ruby said, eagerly looking for any distraction from studying.
"How easily do you think you could get professor port out of the room during free time. Ruby pondered the question before she figured out what her sister was up to.
"No!" Ruby said, "I'm not being an accomplice."
"Come on Ruby." Yang argued.
"There's nothing you can do to make me say yes."
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Ruby couldn't believe she said yes. She had intended to go back to studying after saying her part, but Yang had gotten up and grabbed Crescent Rose.
Flashback.
Yang what are you doing?" She asked.
If you don't say yes ill drop it out the window." Yang threatened standing next to the window.
End Flashback.
Ruby had run and tried to grab back her sweetheart but the scythe was already hanging in Yang's grasp out of the window. Ruby couldn't refuse and eventually said yes, but Yang threw in a bag of cookies as an apology. Now Ruby was thinking about how to go about this. She already knew what she needed to do.
She would exploit the only weakness Professor Port had, his ego. The only problem, Ruby was a terrible liar. None the less she walked up to his classroom during break. Knocking on the door she formulated her sentence.
Port answered the door to see a sweaty, nervous Ruby.
"Ah, Miss Rose, what brings you here?" He asked heartily.
"I was wondering if- if you um, if you could-" Ruby stumbled.
"Spit it out Miss Rose." He hurried her.
"Could y-you show me a few tricks. A-At the arena." Ruby finallly managed to spit out. The professor pondered this, he did have some paperwork but figured this was a good enough excuse.
"Id never say no to a chance to show off my talents. And on the way there, I'll regail you with a story of the time I once fought to Goliaths with my bare hands." He stepped out into the hallway and off towards the arena. Ruby was about to follow when she saw around a different corner that Yang was giving her a thumbs up.
"You so owe me" Ruby mouthed. She walked towards the arena. After wards Yang immediately snuck into Port's classroom. Reaching into her pack Yang produced a screw driver and unscrewed the teachers chair, making it to where it would fall apart the second someone touched it. She also put a trip wire under the desk to have a small explosive launch colored paste when activated.
Satisfied that it would ruin his clothes, chair, and day she left and prepared for his actual class. Yang walked into the dorm with a large grin on her face. Blake immediately noticed.
"What did you do?" Blake asked, already feeling the headache coming on.
"Just wait for Port's class." Was all Yang said as she packed her bag. The two walked on meeting Weiss and a tired Ruby in the hallway. As it turned out, Professor Port turned out to make sure Ruby attempted each trick, 100 times. Before Ruby could yell at her sister they had entered. Sitting down, Yang made sure each team member paid attention.
Port went on his was, standing at the board and pointing out various grimm diagrams. Yang was starting to lose focus when he sauntered over to his desk. Her breath caught in her throat as she waited for the catastrophe to unfold. He sat down, pulled his chair in, and nothing happened.
"Wha?" Yang said dejectedly.
"You know Miss Xiao Long, you should really think out you tricks better before trying one of your teachers." Port said, then pointed up. Yang followed his line of sight, all to late to dodge the colored paste and feathers falling on her, ruining her uniform. The effect was immediate, everyone in the class started laughing especially Ruby.
"Karma Yang, That is Karma." Ruby said. The blonde got up and walked out of the room, only to be tripped by a wire, face first into a large cake. Looking up she saw Professor Ozpin, a raised coffee mug hiding an all to smug smile.
"You too?" Yang questioned.
"Now Yang, would a headmaster join in on such jokes, would he?" With that he walked down the hall, leaving the far fallen prank master to pick herself up.
I'm not good at comedy but hopefully you got a laugh. Enjoy the next story, hopefully up tomorrow.